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Sakura: Let's discuss some of the rumors going around today!!! Some people are saying that Sasuke-kun, MY Sasuke-kun, is in love with Naruto. Naruto isn't a girl, and he can't be with Sasuke-kun for four reasons:

He is not a girl.

Because he is not a girl, he can't revive the Uchiha clan.

Sasuke-kun belongs to ME!!!

And Naruto isn't cute at all.

Ino: I agree.

Sasuke: Don't I get to decide?

Sakura: It's obvious that you will choose me or Ino.

Sasuke: I'd prefer Ino.

Ino: YAY!!!

Sakura: Why? Ino-pig is ugly!!!

Ino: Come again Billboard Brow?

Sasuke: She has blonde hair and blue eyes.

Sakura: So?

Sasuke: So does Naruto.

Naruto: What's going on? *walks up to the Uchiha*

Sasuke: Sakura and Ino are trying to make me choose again.

Naruto: So who'd ya pick?

Sasuke: Ino.

Naruto: Oh. *sounds disappointed* Why?

Sasuke: Because she has blonde hair and blue eyes just like you.

Naruto: *blush* Sasukeā€¦

Sasuke: Yeah?

Naruto: *kisses Sasuke*

Sasuke: *picks up Naruto bridal style* Bye girls.

Sakura + Ino: *shock*

Hinata: You g-guys are d-dense.