A/N: Okay, I am officially jumping on the oneshot bandwagon. This has been bugging me way too much to resist anymore. I blame NeroAnne, Seraphalexiel and TheMizMagnet for awakening this muse (and I mean blame in a totally nice way). Leave requests for pairings in reviews or send me a message telling me what you want. Please, please PLEASE keep the requests somewhat reasonable. Do not ask me to write for people like Big Show, Mark Henry, JBL and guys like that. I kind of want to throw up in my mouth a little bit when I even try to picture them naked. If other people like slash featuring them, then more power to them. I just personally can't write it.


Sweeter than Candy

John was woken up by the feeling of something sticky being put on his abs. His still sleep muddled mind groaned and tried to swing at the person who was doing whatever it was that was happening so he could just go back to sleep. But the person only giggled happily and he just sighed. "Jeff, what in the hell are you doing to me?"

"I'm playing," Jeff replied.

"With what exactly?"

"Open your eyes and look for yourself Mor."

So that's what John did. And he wasn't exactly pleased to see that he had some weird gooey substance all over his abs. "What the fuck is that?" he asked.

Jeff held up some bottles of Ooze Tube. "Evan gave me like a dozen of these last night."

"And how many did you eat before deciding to make me sticky?"


John sighed. He was going to murder Evan the next time he saw the little bastard.

Jeff, who was oblivious to John's irritation, squirted some more of the candy on to the perfect six pack in front of him and began spreading it around on his fingers. He looked like he was concentrating really hard and it was absolutely adorable. John couldn't help but chuckle.

"Quiet you," Jeff snapped. "I'm working on my art here. I can't do that when you laugh at me."

"Sorry baby," John replied. He raised his eyebrows as Jeff began moving the sheet away. "What do you think you're doing?"

"I can't just be limited to your abs John," Jeff explained impatiently. He put down the tube of orange ooze and then grabbed a red one. "I have to be able have plenty of creative freedom with my work." He popped the top off the candy and began putting it on John's dick.

John licked his lips in anticipation. Having candy put on there was kind of weird but the way Jeff was looking, he knew this would pay off very nicely in the long run.

"Mmmm, you look so yummy Johnny," Jeff purred. He licked the tip of John's already hardening cock. "Your dick looks like a giant gooey sucker."

"You know, out of context, I would be really weirded out by that statement," John said with a shake of his head. "But right now, I just want you to keep going with that line of thinking because I know how much you love suckers."

"Yeah, suckers are one of my favorite." Jeff probed his little tongue into the slit, quickly holding down John's hips so he didn't get choked by dick. "Especially the ones where I get a treat if I suck on them long enough."

John moaned as Jeff's mouth finally engulfed his cock. Oh how he loved his boyfriend's mouth. It was fucking amazing. And today it was even better than usual because Jeff was sucking him harder than he ever had before. He grabbed the sheets underneath him and held on to them tightly, writhing helplessly underneath the older man. "Baby…Jeff…oh oh oh fuck!" he shouted as he came hard.

Jeff eagerly swallowed everything before pulling his mouth away. "Did you like that baby?" he asked with a grin.

John couldn't only nod.

"Good." Jeff began kissing his way up John's body, stopping to pay particular attention to the candy that was still on his abs. John could feel Jeff's hardness pressing up against him and it caused his cock to stir again. "You want me to fuck you Mor?" Jeff asked. He looked up at the younger man with devilish eyes. "Huh? You want me to fuck you through this bed.

"Yes," John said eagerly. Just thinking about Jeff pounding into him was enough to get him fully hard again. "Oh please baby, fuck me as hard as you can."

Jeff chuckled and poured some of the ooze on his hand and used it to lube up his dick. Then, realizing what he had done, started licking his hand. John watched him in amusement for a few minutes until he realized that Jeff was paying more attention to his own hand than him. "Hey!" he said indigently. "What about me?"

"But my hand tastes good," Jeff replied.

John pouted until an idea hit him. He grabbed the tube of ooze and put some on his neck. Jeff immediately squealed happily and went to work on kissing and sucking on his lover's neck. Smiling because he had won, he moaned as Jeff entered him. "Oh fuck," he moaned happily. "Jeff, remind me to thank Evan for this later on."

"Oh believe me, I'll not only do that, but I'll be telling him to buy me some more of this stuff," Jeff replied. He moved in and out of John easily, leaving hickeys all over the Shaman of Sexy's neck while he did so. "You taste so fucking sweet baby. I could do this all day."

John smirked. "I don't have any plans, so I'm game."

Jeff chuckled and stopped long enough to angle his thrusts differently. As soon as he started moving again, John threw back his head and nearly screamed. Jeff was hitting his prostate perfectly. He tried to somehow voice his pleasure, but all that came out was a stream of incoherent moans. He felt Jeff's hand begin to stroke his dick and that was all he could take. He came hard, covering both himself and Jeff with his cum. Jeff came just a few seconds afterwards, and he collapsed on top of John.

The two of them just laid there together before Jeff finally spoke up. "This is why I love sex and candy mixed together. They just make each other that much better."

John couldn't help but agree.