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The Wheel Of Misfortune

Chapter 1

Bella's POV

It all started one day when Edward and I were sitting on the coach watching TV. We were watching some show called 'Wheel of Misfortune' or something like that. They get a whole bunch of couples together and then they have to switch partners for two weeks. I was just getting bored with the final episode for these last two weeks, when they announced who was on the next episode.

"And next time we will look forward to seeing, all the way from Forks, Washington, Isabella Swan, Edward Cullen, Alice Cullen, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale, Emmett Cullen, Mike Newton, Jessica Stanley, Angela Weber, Ben Cheney, Jacob Black, and Leah Clearwater. See you next time".

Needless to say, I was dumbfounded. Then, after a few seconds of staring at the TV, I hollered at the top of my lungs, "Alice Brandon Cullen. Get your pixie ass down here!"

Alice came whipping down the stairs grinning from ear to ear.

"Yes Bella?"

"Would you explain why we are all signed up for a game show? And a dating one no less!"

"Well, I decided that we all needed to have a little fun every once in a while, and it will be a break from our monotonous lives".

"Okay, but why are all our school friends signed up?"

She suddenly got an innocent look on her face. I knew something was up.

"I don't know, I guess they signed up too".

"Liar".

"Okay, fine, I might have asked them if they wanted the chance to date some of us for a TV show".

I was so shocked that she would do something like that, that I could only stare and splutter unintelligibly. And then the anger hit.

"Alice", I said in a low voice, "you know how I'm going to be a vampire one day? Well, when that day comes you are SO going to pay for this one".

She got a look of fear in her eyes, but then she just looked resigned and satisfied.

"Yeah well that hasn't happened yet, and you know that you are going to end up doing this".

"No I'm not".

"You will if you love me, and anyways, I signed a contract for you that says you will".

"Ugh, fine, but you remember what I said about after my change. You'd better watch your back".

Then she turned to Edward and said "The same goes for you, you have to participate, or else the numbers will be uneven".

"But what if I end up with Jessica," he said the name with disgust and revulsion. "That would be torture!"

"You'll just have to wait and see," the pixie said in that singsong voice of hers. She then skipped away; I suppose to tell everyone else, if they hadn't already heard.

"Oh, Eddie, what are we going to do?"

I could just see his mind whirring away, trying to find an answer.

"I don't know Bella; I suppose we'll just have to wait and see.


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