Just want to throw out a little thank you to the people who keep reading and reviewing this story. I don't really write fanfiction anymore, but I've left this up because of everything I've ever written, this is one of those pieces that I'm just incredibly proud of. Seeing feedback years after it was posted is really nice, and especially helpful in keeping me motivated to write anything ever.
I know this won't get much airplay or anything, but I just thought, since the few and fabulous liked Mayonnaise so much, I'd offer to do another piece in the similar refrain - if you kind folk are interested. If so, next time you come across this story, and if you like it enough, just leave a little note in a review about which scene(s) from Fight Club you'd like to see interpreted. I'll see what I can do.
Happy 2012, and thank you again for the support.