SUDDEN ENDING: …Wait? Was that it?
JAMIE: Uh… Yeah…
SUDDEN ENDING: NO! I DEMAND AN EPILOGUE!
JAMIE: But, I can't write epilogues! I have no idea how I would-
SUDDEN ENDING: EPILOGUE. NOW.
Rogue nuzzled and cuddled her way under Remy's arm on the couch, in her opinion the best seat in the house.
"You're lucky you're cute, chere." Remy grinned down at her, pulling her closer against himself.
"Well, one of us had to be." She smirked.
"While the other had to be sexy." He informed her with a knowing nod.
"I'm assuming you're referring to yourself there?" Rogue scoffed.
"Of course." Remy smirked. "It takes a lot of work to be as hot as I am."
"And who told you that you were hot?" Rogue inquired.
"Several people." He said indignantly. "Yourself included."
"And when exactly did I say that?" She demanded.
"Ahem:" Remy cleared his throat and then spoke with an amusingly distorted interpretation of Rogue's voice. "Golly, Remy! Yah're so sexy! Yah know what we should do tahnight? Ah was thinking chocolate syrup and-."
"I never said that!" Rogue protested
"But you would have." Remy assured her.
"Under what circumstances on this planet would I have said that?"
"Alright- picture this-."
"You're wandering around the house late at night, oh so lonely without your Remy-."
"And, goodness it's hot outside-."
"I must be wearing something skimpy then, huh, if it's so hot."
"Better than skimpy." Remy grinned. "Downright revealing."
"Oh goody!" Rogue giggled. "I should probably eat some ice cream too. With cherries and syrup. All melty. You know how stuff like that could get pretty messy."
"You know how much I like messy things." Remy grinned suggestively.
"Oh my god, you guys!" Warren gagged and scooted his chair farther away from the couch.
"My little ears!" Bobby cried out.
"Some of us are trying to watch movie!" Piotr pointed to the screen from the floor.
"I don't get it. What else get's messy?" Sarah wondered out loud from her spot on Remy's lap.
"It better be nothing." Logan growled from Rogue's other side.
"Remy," Ororo rubbed her eyes. "Stop corrupting the children."
"What's 'corupt'd'?" Jamie asked loudly, munching on some popcorn.
"It means that they make you no good." Rahne supplied.
"Oh…" Jamie wrinkled his nose. "Mr. Gambit wouldn't do that.!" He declared.
Rogue and Remy burst into laughter in the middle of their cut-and-paste family.
SUDDEN ENDING: I am sated. … FOR NOW…
*DUH DUH DUUUUH*