The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Written by Megan McGuire

Inspired by a Book by Douglas Adams

Announcer: Have you ever wondered if there's more to life?

Arthur Dent: Of course! Especially on Thursdays.

Announcer: Do you sometimes think that your friends act like they're from another planet?

Arthur: Yes. Especially Ford Prefect.

Announcer: Meet Arthur Dent.

Arthur: Hi.

Announcer: Arthur Dent is an ordinary man from an ordinary town in England. On an ordinary day in this ordinary man's life, something out of the ordinary is going to happen.

Arthur: Oh really?

Announcer: This ordinary man is going to find out that the world is going to blow up in about 12 minutes.

Arthur: WHAT? WHY? WHY THE (BEEEEP)ING (BEEEP) IS IT GOING TO DO THAT?

Announcer: Tune in to our next radio show, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, to find out.

Arthur: WAIT? I DON'T WANT TO WAIT! TELL ME WHY THE (BEEEP)ING WORLD IS GOING TO (BEEEP)ING BLOW UP!