A/N: WOW. Okiesthis is going to be a first for me I have played around with writing stuff when I was younger and it sucked lol. My abilities of spelling and throwing in all those nasty punctuations(sp is that right lol) hasn't gotten any better so if I get any response at all on this first chapter I would love to find a beta to help me out lol. I will do the best that I can to make sure one and all can read and understand the story. I have trouble trying to make things clear when writing but if u have any questions just PM me and I will do what I can to explain my little ol mind. Any way. This story is your basic how E&B met but retold by our own teddy bear Emmett. There will be E&B POVSthrough the story that he is telling along with them and everyone else jumping in to correct him on how things "really happened" Emmettwill be italic when he is "story telling" when he is "inturupted" the story it self will be in regular form.(as stated before with E&B POVs). I really REALLY hope I made that understandable.??? this story is all human I hope u guys enjoy just please bare with me iam nervous as all get out and this coming from a 30yr just married Twilight addicted

onward now to Emmett and and the gang :-)

sad but ture I own nothing Twilight related it all belongs to but I guess u can say I do own my very own jasper in my dreams .sigh.....

EM POV

Breath you can do it just breath in and out that's it. He hasn't done anything...yet.. they been together for almost year..arghh! Why is this so hard?"

I have been telling this to myself for the past hour and a half. Here I am with my friends pretty much family at this rate. Out celabreting my boy Edwards 25th Birthday at this local bar in town call "Eclipse" Let me introduce my self names Emmett Swan 25yr old football coach for one of the local Seattle High schools here I would gladly tell you the name but for some odd reason it just wont come to me... should have stopped after the third round of shots... my two best buds since we have been in dippers are with us. Us including my baby sister Bella her close friends Alice Cullen and Rosalie Hale.

I have know Jasper Hale and Edward Cullen since... well since FOREVER!.no kidding. We have been through everything together gradurated High schooland College together watch Edward go off to Med school. While Jasper still trys to find out what he wants to do. We tell him to go for his teaching degree in history but will he listen to us . Nooooooo.......but now onto our lovely ladies. I shall start with my sister dear Bella. Twenty-two year old sweet caring danger magnet accident prone aspiring writer.

Don't get me wrong I love my sister dearly but she really is trouble walking for herself and others around her I should know. Older brother here there has been many a times I had to pick her up and bandage her up when she was younger and drive her to the ER when she got around to spraining ankles and dislocating shoulders. There was this one time and it still buffles me on how the hell she did it. We were at a family picnic and were flinging a Frisbee of all things around she goes down like a sack of bricks ends up twisting her ankle and on her was down busted the crap out of her elbow to. The tricky thing was it was just a flat surface nothing around no twigs rocks uprooted ground nothing I checked I know how my sister is. Like I said still stuns me.

Glancing back at the bar to see what is taking Jasper so long I see my blond angle coming.

"Oh here comes my lovely Rosalie"...I can just feel that lazy goofy ass smile come along my face the second she is in view Rosalie is something else let me tell you. The woman is gorges for starters .Long blonde hair with a slight curl. Killer blue eyes and a wicked body But don't let the body fool you the girl is fuckensmart shes in school with Bella going for Engineering . This girl can totally dismantle any car ANY car and put it right back as good as new if not better when she is done.

"ah! yes she has the munchkin with her. Alice you have to love the girl if you didn't she will just make you. its ture I tell you!.Alice looks all sweet and all that jazz because she has that cute little spiky black hair due that just goes out in all directions and is so short that she had to jump up and down in the threaterwhen she saves us sits .but man that girl can ware you down just by her talking to you. Its like she was in the womb with nothing but red bull... the girl sweats it I think. Bouncing all over the place no stop talking when you or her get started. who would of thought something so tiny can be so annoying."its a talent" she says. Alice here should come with a warning label Rosalie too. You piss them off and lord help if you are a man lord held your little swimmers cause they probably wont be seeing the light of day anytime soon. These girls can pack a punch differently Alice. "Its always the small ones"Remember that.

Rosalie comes around me and sits down in my lap playing with the back of my neck with one of her hands while the other is holding yet another shot."oh joy!"

"Ah. Come on Em babe you know you want it".. man I swear did she just purrr when she said that or is it me?

"nah . Think I am good for the night." looking over to what I have been looking at for nearly two hours Edward and my baby sister. Yes I know her name is Bella but I still have that big brother amour on watching her making sure she is okay and that "He" isn't doing anything that she doesn't want him to be doing.

"OH ! Man ! Em give it a rest really its been nearly a freakin year already" Jasper said as he walked back from the bar with drinks for him and Alice.

Jasper .. Rosalie twin brother you can sure tell by looking at them both tall as hell both with the same blue eyes and blond hair but with Jasper it went to just below the ears its was straight as it can get with that much kink to it. Almost wiry. While my Rosie is all opinionated and holds nothing back. Jasper is more lay back one smooooth mother fucker I swear the guy relaxes a whole room when he comes in he knows what you are feeling just by talking to you for a few short monument's. Really fuck en odd ….

"Give it a rest !"hell I been doing better if I do say so myself .I'm no longer joining them on their dates or giving Bella a curfew home by 10 on weekdays 11 by weekends ..that went over really well let me tell ya...."easier said then done Jaz" I said looking over at him.

"Emmett buddy I wasn't at all like this when u started hinting around withthe "Oh hows Rosalie?...is she still seeing that same jackass....or my personal favorite was when u called after hanging out with Edward and getting your "drink on" as you said " Jas man .! I soooooooo want to sleep with your sister and by sleep I don't mean the snoring kind!"granted I had nightmares for a month after that but Rosalie was acting the same way"

I knew what Jasper was getting at he wasn't at all like "this" with Rosie the only thing he said was "please for all the love that is holy please please please keep all sexually contact behind close doors and away from his eyes and ears. But I will admit I like to see how far I could go before he left the room screaming "oh my eyes my eyes!" that is always blast.

Looking back over and Bella and Edward I could see that they truly did love each other I have never seen Bella more open trusty and honest with anyone besides family Rose and Alice and Edward I will give him credit alawaythe perfect gentleman the guy will do anything just to see he smile and has pretty much became her protector with the slight less head ache he goes into doctor mood.

Bella dose the same thing they are always there to comfort each no matter what time it is as Edward said "just a phone call away" I remember the first time Edward came rushing in the telling me and Jasper that he just met the woman he was going to married.

So there you have it. First chapter I am still playing around with the title maybe something along the lines of "That's whats family's for" iam not sure still not sure if this should even be up let me know what u think and if I should keep going .Like I said before spelling and all that grammer is going to be horrible beyond belief lol. So if this turns out to get some good reviews iam soooo going to need a beta. So just hit the little ol green button there