Authors note: This is a parody of the song Waking up in Vegas, by I Shirotsuki-Tenchi. It's Ichigo talking to Uryu and Chad after they enter Hueco Mundo. So without a further ado, enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach or the song Waking up in Vegas, Katy Perry owns the song and I really don't want it.


Waking up in Hueco Mundo

You gotta help us out
It's all a blur last night
We need a tour guide 'cause you're confused and I'm lost
I lost my Zanpakuto but you lost your Quincy bow
Spare me your freakin' dirty looksNow don't blame me
You want to go off and get the hell out of here

Don't be a coward
Remember what I told you
Shut up and put your bow where your mouth is
That's what we get for waking up in Hueco Mundo
Get up and shake the dust off your clothes, now
That's what we get for waking up in Hueco Mundo

Why are these walls so white
Oh, and did we get beat last night, by those weird dressed freaks,
And why, why am I running from Arrancars?
Don't call your father
'Cause now we're working together

Don't be a coward
Remember what I told you
Shut up and put your bow where your mouth is
That's what we get for waking up in Hueco Mundo
Get up and shake the dust off your clothes, now
That's what we get for waking up in Hueco Mundo

I got us into this
Trying to retrieve our friend, and kick some butt on the way
Send out an S.O.S get our weapons out
We're gonna tear up the town
Don't be a coward
Remember what I told you
Remember what I told you
Remember what I told youTold you, told me, told you
Shut up and put your bow where your mouth is
That's what you get for waking up in Hueco Mundo
Get up and shake the dust off your clothes, now
That's what you get for waking up in Hueco Mundo
That's what you get Quincy
Shake the dust, shake, shake, shake the dust, c'mon!
Get your weapons out Quincy
Get your weapons out Quincy