Lolz I just thought of this; I was gonna do 99, but that was too much, so whatever. I hope it's as funny as I hope. Please leave reviews and tell me. If you guys like it, I'll think of something for the next chapter. Here it goes…

49 of Emmett's Corniest Pick-up Lines

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy

You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast

Bond. James Bond

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea

Your name must be Mickey because you're so fine.

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Coz I can see myself in your pants!

Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MAN friend, come and talk to me.

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package

They call me "coffee" coz I grind so fine.

Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus

Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?

I just shit into my pants. Can I get into yours?

Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.

Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and flex) To the gun show!

I wet my pants... can I get in yours?

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

Was your father a 'meat burgler'? It looks like somebody took fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress!

Do you like clocks? (Yes.) Put two hands and a face on this. (Point down)

I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

Someone vacuum my lap, I think you need a clean place to sit.

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) lets got you out of these wet clothes.

I'm a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

What was that sound? It was the sound of my heart breaking

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making all the other women look ugly.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Lolz I just thought this would be funny. Maybe not. Well, you tell me! =]