Key To My Heart
Chapter 11 How to teach a dobe to skateboard.
WARNING AGAIN CONTAINS SCENES OF NARUTO IN PAIN, A RATED M SCENE ISH AND A CRAP LOAD OF SCREAMING, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Nagisa: Hey today came TENTEN –cheering---
Tenten: Hey Nagisa what's up?
Nagisa: Well I might finish the story …... depends what the reviewers say and I need more ideas and you have to say the disclaimer.
Tenten: She doesn't own Naruto but when he marries Hinata then that's a different story.
Nagisa: Everyone says that... I guess their meant to be 3
Tenten Yup and Sakura is trying to kill Sasuke again ---points out the window---
Nagisa: Let me take care of that – opens window-- STOP FIGHTING SAKURA WILL KILL YOUR CHILDREN IF YOU CONTINUE TO FIGHT LIKE HIS.
Tenten: Nice job
Nagisa: Thanks sooooooo ON WITH the chapter :)
"Come on Sasuke please" Sakura pleaded as they were sitting in the Uchiha's living room. They were discussing Ino's plan.
"No" Sasuke said e motionlessly as he stared at the tv.
"Fine be a dick head" Sakura pouted as she crossed her arms and stared at the tv.
Out of no where Sakura shouted.
"OH MY GOD NARUTO DID HIS OWN COMMERCIAL FOR RAMEN"
"The dobe really did it" Sasuke thought aloud.
"I'M SO STEALING HIS MONEY" Sakura shouted as she punched the thin air.
"He's probably broke" Sasuke stated.
"Oh" Sakura said as she saddened.
She then got an evil smirk. The night before they had got more tomatoes for Sasuke's so called " Life supply".
She got up from the couch which she was sitting on and began to walk to his "life supply" which was not far from the kitchen.
The Uchiha just raised a eyebrow and decided not to go after her.
"Hmm let's see I can throw them at him or eat them again" Sakura pondered as an idea hit her.
"Eh this is boring" Sakura said as she left and began to wander the house. She walked around for what seemed to be five minutes and finally reached a closet which was dark. But unluckily for her she tripped and fell in screaming. Locking the door behind her.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" A voice screamed.
Sasuke then quickly stood up and ran to where he heard the voice. He realized it was probably Sakura.
"Sakura" Sasuke shouted as he opened the pantry door. But then tripped over something.
He shouted as he landed on somethig warm and breathing. He then realized it was the one and only Sakura.
He then regained control and realized he was squished against the rosette. He shook Sakura.
"Sakura wake up" He repeated over and over again.
"Sasuke e where e am I I" Sakura said barely speaking.
"You fell into the pantry and hit your head against the shelf and the door is locked" He said feeling her forehead.
Sakura then noticed something around his neck. It was a key.
"No it can't be him" Sakura thought as her eyes widened.
"Listen you should wait to tell him about the lock too" inner Sakura said out of nowhere.
"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN" Sakura thought.
"Nowhere.... maybe drinking with Sasuke's inner" Inner Sakura said as she mumbled the last part and evaporated from Sakura's mind.
She then saw Sasuke attempt to get up and walk to the door.
"Sasuke please don't leave me" Sakura said as her eyes flickered (WTF flickered?)
"I'm not leaving I'm breaking down the door" He said as he kept on walking to the door.
"Please it won't work it's thick metal" Sakura said as she saw him freeze on the spot. Maybe he shouldn't have got steel doors for the tomatoes.
"Sasuke your phone is in my pocket take it and call Naruto he'll open the door" Sakura said still lying on the cold floor.
"Why do you have my phone" He asked but saw the girl didn't respond until a moment later.
"You'll see later" Sakura said with a smirk.
He did as he was told but before he pulled the phone out of her pocket he blushed heavily but Sakura didn't seem to mind. After all Sakura still didn't know what real love was, Right?
He then grabbed the phone and dialed the only number he could remember.
He quickly dialed when it rang for what seemed to be two minutes then it finally picked up.
"Hey Naruto can you come over" Sasuke asked as he heard boiling water in the back round.
"Is he making ramen again , The boy has to try a vegetable" Sakura said hearing the water boil.
"Uh yeah Teme why do you need me there" Naruto asked with curiosity ringing in his voice.
"Well Sakura got stuck in the pantry closet...... Then I tried to get her out …. Now were both stuck" Sasuke said trying to not sound like he cared.
"NARUTO DON'T YOU DARE THINK OF ANYTHING DIRTY" Sakura shouted as she heard the blond chuckle.
"Too late and I'll be there in five minutes okay" Naruto said as he hung up.
"The dobe will be here in five minutes" Sasuke said as he tried to move into a better position. The pantry was pretty small.
"I heard him dipstick and WHY DO YOU HAVE A STEEL DOOR" Sakura said shouting the last part as she fumed.
"In case someone tried to steal my precious tomatoes" Sasuke said crossing his arms and looking the other way.
Sakura found the answer quite reasonable after all she herself has steal doors for her candy stash... I mean chocolate stash. I think …..
"Oh my god I'm so calling Ino" Naruto said laughing his head off. It was pretty good blackmail after all.
In the pantry Sakura being clueless and stupid as she was kept struggling trying to get out of the uncomfortable position she was in.
"Sakura stop moving" Sasuke said blushing as red as his favorite food.
"What is it turning you on" Sakura said as she smirked and continued struggling.
"Sakura no really stop it" Sasuke said blushing beyond red.
"Not unless you come to the skate park with us" Sakura said smirking madly.
"I'll go just stop it" Sasuke said turning …. what's beyond red red red red?
"Hmm what was that" Sakura said struggling even more (more like grinding X)
"I SAID I'LL GO GOD DAMN IT" Sasuke shouted. God damn his teenage hormones, How could Sakura be doing this to him .
No one has ever. Even the fan girls tried and nothing happened.
It was only her.
She finally stopped and laughed like crazy.
"Oh my god the ice cube has hormones" Sakura said laughing so hard she barely choked.
"And the rosette can actually grind" Sasuke thought as he saw her show a victory sign and stick out her tongue.
But one thing they didn't know Naruto and Ino had been videotaping the whole time (sound included) by the door.
"THE PERFECT BLACKMAIL" Ino suddenly shouted as she grinned crazily.
Man did they blow their cover.
"Um Ino chan how long have you been out there" Sakura said sweetly.
"Uh Sakura we were here um for like... half an hour" Ino said in fear.
All of a sudden there was a huge bang and the door fell down.
The steel unbreakable door.
She then saw Sakura sand Sasuke's faces turn red with pure anger.
OOo she and Naruto were in shit.
"Ino you have five seconds" Sakura said as she saw Ino run for her life.
She then grabbed a near by vase and ran screaming
"INO PIG I WILL KILL YOU I WILL GET A HOBO TO RAPE YOU AT NIGHT WITH A FUCKING KEY TO YOUR HOUSE THEN HE WILL BRING MORE HOBOS AND NARUTO AND RAPE YOU BOTH DIE DIE " Sakura shouted on the top of her lungs.
Sasuke decided to spare Naruto's life and watched the two girl's play a game of cat and mouse.
"She is pissed at the medium level" Naruto said as he saw Sasuke give him a WTF look.
"She can be way more angry I swear to god one time she was so pissed I saw her eyes go completely red and fire appeared around her" Naruto explained and got a Your-Kidding-Right look for the Uchiha.
He just shook his head and continued to watch the rosette kill her best friend.
So far they were heading outside to their destination.
The wicked awesome skate park.
Out of nowhere Sakura and Ino pulled out four skateboards. They rode on one and rid on one and carried one.
The guys began to run. After five minutes of painful running and coughs they reached the skate park.
They saw the others already arrived there.
"I can't wait anymore I heard this skate park was deserted... I FUCKING LOVE IT" Sakura shouted on the top of her lungs.
Then some birds randomly flew out of a nearby tree.
"Let's get started Naruto can you balance on it" Tenten asked as she threw a skateboard towards the dumb blond.
"Of course what retard can't After all ….." Naruto said as he fell off instantly as he stepped on.
"Um Naruto make sure you have the helmet and armor on right" Hinata said giggling as she fixed his medieval armor ( WTF medieval armor?)
"Hey Neji, Shikamaru, Sasuke won't you come on" Ino said making puppy dog eyes.
"I feel sick" Neji said as he sat down on the floor.
"I keep seeing blue spots everywhere" Shikamaru said as he sat down beside Neji and smirked
"I already know how to" Sasuke said staying in his cool act.
"Oh really the ride on" Sakura said throwing him a skateboard.
He instantly got on and rid around and did a couple tricks.
"FUCKING CHICKEN ASSED HAIRED BASTARD WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME" Sakura shouted hit the Uchiha on the arm. Who stopped riding awhile back.
"You never asked" He said still trying to play cool smirking.
"I DID YOU DIPSTICK" Sakura said again punching even harder leaving a nice purple bruise.
"Ow why did you do that pinky" Sasuke said smirking she glared at him.
"Awe thanks for the compliment" Sakura said grinning.
The guys gave her WTF looks.
"What it's a nice compliment" Sakura said laughing.
"Uh guys Neji san and I have to get home for a family meeting" Hinata said as she looked at her watch began to leave with Neji following her.
"Hey can I have a ride" Naruto shouted as he ran to catch up with him.
"Well I'm going to go now" Shikamaru said as Ino fumed and went after him shouting things like "Lazy ass... etc"
The only two left were the infamous Sakura and the famous Sasuke.
"Well I'm going to go we have school " Sasuke said as he began to walk away.
"By the way Uchiha don't look at your phone bill" Sakura shouted as she ran home snickering like crazy.
Sasuke listened carefully and went to his mail box before walking to his home.
He saw the phone bill envelope.
He opened it.
His eyes went wide.
"SAKURA" He shouted on the top of his lungs.
Nagisa: So what did you think Tenten.
Tenten: Pretty good ….......... Can I just do the line I have plans.
Nagisa: What plans –smirk--
Tenten:Uh piss of Neji and Sasuke duh.
Nagisa: Tell them I say hi :)
Tenten: Yeah so please REVIEW and give some ideas please if you want.
Nagisa:OMFG I JUST REMEBERED SOMETHING.
Nagisa: I forgot about the request from pendragon1 I'LL USE IT NEXT CHAP DON'T WORRY.