Disclaimer: Don't own any characters, but if I did it I would be in a Jasper and Emmett sandwich right now.



"Bella would you hurry the hell up." Alice called through the bathroom door.

"I'm almost done, sheesh. They aren't going anywhere."

"I know that, but it doesn't mean some skank won't try to hit on them."

Rolling my eyes I turned the water off and stepped out of the bathtub. Alice had been driving me crazy all day.

"BELLA, COME ON." Rose yelled banging on the door this time.

Scratch that Rose and Alice have been driving me crazy all day. I was meeting their two new boyfriends tonight and they were freaking out.

Wrapping my towel around me I pulled open the door.

"Remind me why I'm friends with you two again." I said sitting down in the chair Alice had waiting on me.

"Because you love us." Rose said and immediately tackled my hair while Alice attacked my face.

I had to smile at her answer. I did love them.

We all met three months ago when we'd been forced to share a freshman dorm room at the University of Washington. At first I hadn't thought it was going to work out, we were so different.

I was the small town girl coming to the big bad city and scared out of my mind. Alice was the sweet southern belle. Rose was the, I will kick your ass if you fuck with me city girl.

I read, Alice shopped, and Rose worked on cars.

I was 5'4, with plain brown hair and brown eyes. Alice was 4'11, with black hair that spiked out everywhere and hazel eyes. Rose was 5'9, with blond hair and violet eyes.

I was the shy one, Alice was the friendly one and Rose was the bitchy one.

I wanted to be a teacher, Alice wanted to be a fashion designer, and Rose wanted to be a mechanic.

I was a virgin, them…not so much.

But even with all the differences we'd become friends somehow. We'd even moved out of the dorms into this apartment a month later when we couldn't take the small space anymore.

They were my best friends and my sisters.

"Earth to Bella." Alice said snapping her fingers in front of my face.

"What?" I asked scowling.

"You just went off to la la land. It's time for you to get dressed."

"Oh, sorry." I said standing up and walking over to the bed.

I didn't even look at what they'd laid out for me to wear. It wouldn't matter if I liked it or not; I would wear it anyway.

"So tell me again why I have to dress up?" I asked pulling the black mini skirt up over my hips.

"Because Emmett and Edward are bringing their roommate and he's single and hot." Alice said from the closet.

"Right." I mumbled.

Half-heartedly I pulled the green halter over my head as the girls left my room. I checked myself out in the mirror, not that it mattered when I was with those two, and followed behind them.

As soon as I made it into the living room I was forced into my coat, while trying to put the heels, Alice had pressed into my arms, on, and whisked out the door.

When we arrived at the club I was dragged by my hand through the door, trying all the while to stay vertical, and straight up to a table that held a single person already.

"Bella, this is Edward," Rose said kissing the guy on the cheek.

He was beautiful. No other word could be used to describe him. Bronze-colored hair that was going everywhere. A piercing set of emerald green eyes. A strong chiseled jaw and full pouty lips. When he stood to let Rose in I noticed he was about 6'2 and had a lanky build.

"Bella, it's nice to meet you," He said holding out his hand.

"You too." I replied.

"And this little stud is Emmett," Alice said from behind me.

Turning, my mouth fell open. Little my ass, he was fucking huge. His height of 6'6 towered over Alice alone, but then he just had muscles everywhere. How in the hell did he not break her in half?

My eyes finally made it up to his face and I saw the biggest grin complete with dimples. Okay his head did not match his body, being kind of small. He was still hot though especially with the dimples, short curly brown hair and laughing gray eyes.

"Hey Bells," He said holding his fist out for a bump.

I bumped and then he slid into the booth, pulling Alice along with him, with me left to perch on the side.

"So where's Jasper?" Rose asked glancing around.

"Bumpin and grindin on the dance floor," Emmett said pointing.

I tried to see who he was pointing at, but there were just too many people.

We all started talking then and I found I really like them. Emmett was loud, but found humor in almost everything, so it wasn't too annoying. Edward seemed more of the quiet type, however the more he drank, the more talkative he became.

We'd been there about an hour when a guy and girl came over to the table. Glancing up I almost fell out of my seat. Holy hell he was sexy. As my eyes traveled down I took in everything. From his honey-blond hair falling into a pair of crystal-clear blue eyes to a perfect nose, mouth, and jaw. As my eyes raked over the rest of him I noticed he was about 6'4 with just enough muscle which was outlined nicely under the tight black t-shirt he wore. Falling lower I had to stop the whimper that threatened to escape over the image his tight jeans and cowboy boots presented.

Emmett's, "Bella this is Jasper," brought my eyes back up to his and I caught the smirk on his lips. Damnit he knew what I'd been doing.

"And this is Maria," Jasper said with a southern drawl. Oh, fuck me.

Swallowing the drool I said, "Nice to meet you both."

Of course he would have to have a date.

They slid into the booth across from me and proceeded to grope each other.

Nothing's worse than feeling like a third wheel or seventh in this case, I thought as each couple became lost in their own little bubble. Why did I even come?



I'm getting laid tonight, I thought as Maria slid her tight little body down mine to the music. About damn time too.

I'd been trying to get in her pants since the first day of school. Granted I didn't want for sexual partners, but Maria was just fucking hot.

After about an hour and a half of dancing I needed to sit down for a few minutes. Pulling Maria with me I made my way over to the table my friends and I had gotten when we came in. Getting closer I realized it was fuller than when I'd left it.

Oh right, I thought. Rose and Alice were coming with their roommate.

Stopping by the table I looked down and met a pair of big brown doe-eyes. I watched as they made their way down my body.

Well if she was going to look so was I. I let my eyes roam over her. She was pretty petite. 5'3 or 5'4 maybe with a nice little body. Long, wavy brown hair. She was pale, but her skin was flawless. A cute little button nose and a full bottom-lip with a slightly smaller top one. She was doable.

"Bella this is Jasper," Emmett said bringing her eyes back up to mine. I smirked letting her know I saw her checking me out.

"And this is Maria," I said.

"Nice to meet you both," She said. Nice voice to go along with the decent body.

Edward slid over and we sat down. Maria started running her hands over my chest so I pulled her mouth to mine. So fucking hot.

After a few minutes I vaguely recall that Bella girl getting up and muttering something about a drink and if we wanted something, but Maria was busy sticking her tongue down my throat, so I ignored it.

As we pulled apart Bella returned to the table. She set her drink down and as she went to sit her elbow knocked into her glass sending it over. The contents ran across the table and straight into Maria's lap.

"Oh shit, I'm sorry," Bella said grabbing some paper towels and knocking over my drink in the process, sending its contents following hers. "Fuck."

"Look what you did," Maria shrieked jumping up.

"I'm sorry."

If Emmett hadn't of started laughing I probably would have still gotten laid. But his big booming laugh alerted everyone else to the situation, causing Maria to run off to the bathroom. She didn't come back and I was left horny.

As the next hour passed I was getting more pissed, I wanted some ass and wasn't going to get any apparently.

However, I thought glancing over at Bella. She had been the reason behind my current predicament; the least she could do was help me out.

Thinking about it a minute more I asked, "Bella you want to dance?"

"I don't dance."

"Why not?"

"Because my clumsiness isn't just in my hands."

"Come on. I won't let you fall."

"Fine, but I warned you." She said smiling.

She was a really good dancer, minus the few times she stumbled.

Around the third song she started grinding her ass into my groin and I couldn't take it anymore, I needed a release.

Wrapping my arms around her waist more, I leaned down and whispered in her ear, "Let's get out of here, darlin."

She shook her head and continued to dance.

"Can you feel what you're doing to me?" I asked grinding my hips more into her.

"So," She said over her shoulder.

What the fuck?

Spinning her around I pulled her flush against me. "Come on. You did ruin my chances with Maria tonight."

"And you think that's going to make me sleep with you?"

"Why not? It would be the best you've ever had."

"How would you know what I've had?" She asked narrowing her eyes at me.

"I wouldn't, but dressed like you are I'm sure it's a lot."

"Asshole," She said accompanied with a sharp sting against my cheek from her hand.

As she walked away I called out, "Bitch."

She looked back over her shoulder and I noticed the tears in her eyes. Oh well she shouldn't have fucking slapped me.

Making my way back to the table, Edward and Emmett were the only ones there.

"What the hell was that, Jasper?" Edward asked glaring at me.

"Hey, she slapped me."

"And why did she do that?"

"I might have asked her to sleep with me in a round about way."

"Idiot," Emmett mumbled.

"What? She was the one grinding all over my junk first."

Rose walked up to the table then and gave me a death glare, but spoke to Edward, "Alice and I are going to take Bella home."

"Good," I muttered completely pissed off.

Rose leaned over and gave him a kiss, "I'll call you later."

With one more narrow-eyed look at me she turned and walked off. I also got a punch in the arm from Edward and a head shake from Emmett.

How in the hell had this night gone downhill so quickly? Bella, that's why. If I never saw her again it would be too soon.


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