A/N: Just a Harry Potter fanfiction. I worked so hard on this, I sincerely wish this becomes just a teeny bit popular. ^^ Hope you like!

"O my Greate Objecte of Courtion," Ronaldo breathedeth unto the Greate Ande Beautifule Hermione's ear. "Whoeth outeth thereth couldeth loveth you as I doeth loveth thee?" Hermione's beautifule luciouse chocolat eyes flutteredeth closed foreth naught but a seconde. Her skinne was flushedeth the moste beautifule shadeth of rose as her nakede fleshe movedeth liketh silke undereth his.

And so dey did bad bad things and had lots of little Rons and Hermiones.

The End.