Rennac's Carcino Republic of Whatever

A oneshot, complete FE8 CRACKFIC starring Rennac
Parody of Liam Lynch's United States of Whatever, inspired by another parody

Whatever!

I went down to Rausten and saw L'Arachel. She was all, "I'M NOT YELLING!!" and I'm like, "Whatever!!"

"You would do well to remember that your number-one priority is guarding me."

"Whatever."

Then Tethys comes up to me and she's all, like, "Are you attempting to woo me?" and I'm like, "Whatever."

"Oh dear. I think he took me seriously..."

So later, I'm at Darkling Woods and Myrrh comes up and she's all, "..." and I'm like, "Whatever!"

"It's impolite to ask a woman her age."

Cuz this is MY Carcino Republic of Whatever!
And this is MY Carcino Republic of Whatever!
And this is MY Carcino Republic of Whatever!

And then it's three AM and I'm on the corner wearing my jacket. Colm comes up and he's all, like, "So how's that for stealth?" and I'm like, "Whatever!"

"You! That's a cheap trick!"

Then I'm throwing dice down in Jehenna. Dolza comes up and he's all, "Gwah ha ha!" and I'm like, "Yeah, whatever!"

"You're just as interesting as ever! You're still hard to follow, but..."

And then up comes Joshua. I'm like, "Yo Joshua, what's up?" and he's like, "Nothing." and I'm like, "That's cool."

Cuz this is MY Carcino Republic of Whatever!
And this is MY Carcino Republic of Whatever!
And this is MY Carcino Republic of Whatever!

Cuz this is MY Carcino Republic of Whatever!
And this is MY Carcino Republic of Whatever!

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This could be the stupidest thing I've ever written.

Sorry, I just wanted a Rennac centered fic. And I can't be the ONLY Rennac fan, can I? ):

This was inspired by a Left 4 Dead parody of the song, only it centered around Francis.

All the lines in italics are support lines, most of them with Rennac. Myrrh's line is from her support with Dolza. I do not own the support conversation lines or the original "My United States of Whatever". NONE OF THIS IS MINE.

Review, laugh but don't flame.

-Moonlit Assassin