Title: How to Make Love to Your Watcher

Author: Ripper's Girl

Rating: FRT

Spoilers: None really, takes place at some point during an AU season 4

Disclaimer: Buffy belongs to Joss, Mutant Enemy, FOX, etc.

Feedback: Oh, please send me some; I never get any mail, lol

Summary: Buffy writes a paper for class

Pairings: B/G


Buffy walked into Giles' apartment and collapsed on his couch with a sigh. Giles looked at her, waiting for some kind of an explanation. "I wrote this really great process paper for my English class, but Willow won't let me turn it in."

"Why not?" Giles asked. Buffy pulled a paper out of her bag and handed it silently to her watcher. She watched in amusement as his face slowly reddened. "Willow read this?" he choked out.

"Just the title."

"Buffy," Giles growled.

"So you don't think I should hand it in either?" Buffy asked innocently.

"Well, I think we should see if you wrote it correctly first," Giles replied, dropping the paper as he reached for his Slayer.


"So why wouldn't you let Buffy hand in her paper?" Xander asked.

"I read the title," Willow answered as if that explained everything.


"It was called, 'How to Make Love to Your Watcher'."