And so, the Twilight writer writes a song about Guitar Hero. I played Pinball Wizard on Rock Band one day, then I wrote this song without the music in a record 7 minutes.

To the tune of "Pinball Wizard" by The Who.

http://free . napster . com/player/tracks/12945598


Ever since I was a young boy

I played plastic guitar

To me, it seemed so easy

I was gonna be a star

But I ain't seen nothin' like him

In any place, near or far

That short, fat, and bald kid

Sure plays a mean guitar

He stands there like a statue

A well-oiled machine

Pressin' all the buttons

Always playin' clean

He's got crazy strummin' fingers

Those skills will take him far

That short, fat, and bald kid

Sure plays a mean guitar

He's a guitar hero

There has to be a twist

A guitar hero

Has carpal tunnel wrist

How do you think he does it?

I don't know!

What makes him so good?

There's no way to distract him

He's focused on his goal

He only plays the hard songs

Cause that's the way he rolls

Beating my high scores

Now he's raised the bar

That short, fat, and bald kid

Sure plays a mean guitar

I thought I was

The plastic guitar king

But I just handed my controller to him

Even on 'Master of Puppets'

He can beat my best

His friends get him a chair

And he just does the rest

He's got a full game FC

He will be a star

That short, fat, and bald kid

Sure plays a mean guitar


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