I really need to write something funny to cheer me up after my last story, so here's a little collection of crossovers! No pairings really, unless I feel like it later on! Rated T for language and each chapter will be based on a quote from a movie/book! If you can guess, I'll give you pastaaaaaaaaaaaaa! (Thanks to my dad for this one!)
Disclaimer: I do not own Axis Powers Hetalia OR its characters!
Feliciano Vargas sat munching happily on a bowl of pasta, about an hour or so after his siesta.
Suddenly, without warning, the bathroom door swung open, causing him to nearly drop his afternoon snack in surprise.
Ludwig, his German ally, stood sopping wet in the doorway with a towel wrapped around his waist, steam floating out of the bathroom behind him. And he didn't seem too happy, either.
"Italia!" he roared, his voice echoing through the house. "Why…Why was there bacon in the soap?!"
Feliciano blinked. Bacon...? Uh oh. This was not a very good situation. "Er…well. You see..."
"Well?" The German repeated his tone impatient now. So, he just grinned and declared,
"I made it myself!"
Italy's such a ditz…*ahem*