~Black Dragon41~

Disclaimer: I don't own Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, a pink wig, a pink swimming suit, the Barbie Girl song by Aqua, or Aizen's facial cream. If you think otherwise, then I am entitled to scream at you through a megaphone until your ears bleed.

Girlz talk n' walk

Sorry for the looonnnngggg wait, but I have other fics to update and I have to share the computer with my sisters. Typing slow doesn't help either. Anyways, enjoy!

Hello again, and thanX for more reviews and dares, and special ThanX to Hatsume Sasuri ( Jeanie ) and silver moon123. Alright Grimmy, it's now time to start girl talking!

Grimm: What!

Now a the dare by Hatsume, and Grimmjow must perform this…

lol i wanna c ulquiorra doing a dare...dunno wad but jus wanna c it haha XD so how about grimmkitty wearing a wig that is long haired n pink! then he's suppose to talk like a girl n run arounf in a swimsuit! hahahaha PS: u dont have to write it if u dont want to or have the time, n besides i think my idea is retarded. Anyway if ur going to write it then good luck n have fun! my best regards to you n ur last story was hilarious XD

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silvermoon123Hatsume Sasuri ( Jeanie )

i hav 2 dares is that ok?1. i dare grimmjow run around las notches 3 times wearing a fluffy pink cat costume while meowing2. i dare ulquiorra to hav sing the barbie song in front of all the other espada and he has to smile while singing.

Grimm: Haven't I've been degraded enough?! This takes the cake, I can't stand it anymore!

Shiro: No you haven't been degraded enough, if it was up to me it would be so much worse!

The Dares are still coming in Grimmy, so I hope you are prepared. It's time to suit up in some pink! Also! I apologize for skipping over few dares and requests from: 7777, General Zargon, and Animeluver4everandevr. Sorry. I needed a request to fit in and I was listening to Barbie girl a lot so… Well. In the mood, especially when Ulquiorra is singing it and all. But I promise you, that your D's and R's will be next in line. Love them and will love to do them! The Grimmjow running around los noches meowing, will be moved to the next chapter, sorry but this is a long chap.

Shiro: Time to suit up Grimmkitty!

She hands him a pink wig and a pink swimming suit.

Grimm: Wait, hold on for minute. They didn't say I had to suit up in pink, only the wig is supposed to be pink!

Yes Grimmy, but a pink wig wouldn't match up unless you had a pink suit to go with. I had asked Ishida-kun to make a swimsuit just for you, and make it special.

Grimm: Wait! Are you taking about that moderately emo-quincy-guy? He's that damn guy who made my fucking revealing outfit in the last damn dare!

Yes, you were fem Grimm then. But you're not now, and you haven't seen the new swimming outfit just yet.

He holds it up and as expected, it's a revealing swimsuit. For a guy!

Grimm: No! I will absolutely not!

Shiro: Sorry Grimm, but ya got to suit up for the dare. (That I will totally enjoy)

Grimm: Shit! I hate this.

Yes we know you do, now put it on.

He walks into the restroom, gets dressed and comes out. (Insert Fan girl Drool)

Shiro: %&!!! (Promptly passes out due to loss of blood from a nosebleed.)

OMG! He's hot!

Nosebleed!

Grimm: Now what's next?

The wig Shiro! Shiro!

Shiro: (Wakes up) Oh, oh right!

She bring a beautiful long wig, that's hot pink. Then hands it to Grimmjow.

Grimm: How do you put this damn thing on! And dose it have to be PINK!

He fiddles with it trying to pull it over his hair.

Shiro! We will need all of Szayel's hair gel. All of it, because of Grimmy's awesome blue, gravity defying hair.

Shiro: Ew I don't want to go near his room!!! (Walks off anyway.) Comes back with a pink bottle.

Grimm: What! No! Not Szayel's!

Sorry but Kenpachi ran out of gel yesterday, so we'll use Szayel's. I am sure he will let us use some.

Shiro: Don't worry, I made sure he'd let us use it. (Doctored a few photos of him and spoon man!)

Grimm: What the fuck?! Even Szayel's hair gel is pink! Seriously! What's with Szayel and pink!

Grimm takes the bottle and squeezes out a lot then slicks his hair back. Oddly enough, he looked like another one of my other favorite potty mouthed character, Hidan from naruto. Then he places the wig on and it holds.

Now time to go walking and girl talking!

Grimm: Do I really have to?

Yes! Me and Shiro was actually planning to walk around outside in Hueco Mundo, but then how would your fellow espada get to watch. So we'll walk around out here in Las Noches!

Grimm: Damn you all.

Me and Shiro grabs each of his hands and pulls him on a trip through Las Noches, while girl talking. Hey Grimmantha, lets go to the mall! We can buy some beautiful outfits, that are sure to impress the guys.

Shiro: Yeah, Like Ulqui-kun!

Grimmantha: I hate it when you guys call me names like; Grimm, Grimmy, Grimmkitty, and this is your worst yet! Who in the hell would be called Grimmantha?!

Shiro: You have to play along Grimmantha! Come on, girl talk!

Yeah!

Grimmantha: Fine! ( In a very annoyed and preppy voice) Don't these shoes make me look fat? And my hair, I had no more gel or moose, so I had to use mud! As for the eyes, I used Ulquiorra's eye shadow! Don't this make me look so depressing?

Grimmantha! Can you clean up the attitude just a little?

Shiro: Why I'm enjoying it.

Grimmantha: Okay gal pal! Hey girls! Lets go to the strip club and strut our stuff.

Shiro: Not even if you paid me.

That was so uncalled for!

Grimm: Well I talked like a damn girl, clean or not. Next dare already!

Sorry, but first you have to speak like that in front of Aizen.

Grimm: What! No way in Hell!!!

Shiro: Aizen's orders.

Grimm: Fuck!

Now in front of Aizen, and the other espadas.

Nnoi: What the Fuck!!! (Nosebleeds all around the room, except from Ulquiorra, and Strakk~ he was obviously asleep)

Yamm: Ha, this is the most degrading yet! And what a fitting suit for you Grimmjow, in pink!

Grimm: NO WAY! Not in front of all of them!

Sorry, it's required! X}

He sighs and puts his hands on his waist.

Shiro: Go on…. Say it! Holding a camcorder.

Aizen: Yes Grimmjow, amuse me.

Grimmantha: I would like everyone to know that I like girl stuff and ribbons in my hair and I want to kiss all of the guys. (He then flips hair out of his face.)

And what else?

Grimm: No more!

Yes, there is more to be said!

Grimm: SHIT!

Grimmantha: Okay now! Who wants some smooch'n?! Pucker up!

Yammy and spoony fall to the floor, crying from too much laughter. Harribel video tapes the whole time cracking up. Starkk is still asleep, Aizen is speechless, everyone else except Ulquiorra, (Still wearing emotionless expression) is doubled over in laughter.

Grimm: Thank God it's over!

For now, it is.

Grimm: QUIT SENDING THEM IDEAS!!!

Now we are here with Nnoitra AKA Spoony, Spoon man, Damn Spoon, whatever, to have his requested input from the last chapter when FemGrimm streaked. So please tell me what the experience was like Spoony?

Nnori: It was the most hilarious and yet vaguely disturbing dare ever! In fact, I bought a copy from Shiro and had it re-copied over four thousand times and sold every copy in one day! I made it rich from the disks, and if you'd like a copy it is $49.99, and you have to be 18 years or older to purchase. Contact me by phone or web address. Please buy a copy, I have many more copies made and ready to sell! Phone (585) 555-5558, or email address at ispoonmanluvSzayelGranz(at)huecomundo!

Okay? Now it's time for the request dare, for Ulquiorra!

He appears before us.

Aizen says that I must perform a request dare, so when and what must I perform?

You must perform right now, and you have to sing a Barbie song while smiling.

Silvermoon123...

2. i dare ulquiorra to hav sing the barbie song in front of all the other espada and he has to smile while singing.

Ulqui: As Aizen order's, I shall obey.

Good! Now here's the song on my ipod, and to find the lyrics, go to media/lyric'. Oh and Grimmy!

Grimm: What?

The Barbie song has two singers in it and Ulquiorra will needs a little help.

Grimm: NO FUCKING WAY!!!

Yes way or shock collar way! 100,000 volts!

Grimm: My dares are over, so forget it!

Shiro: I dared Grimmy to sing with Ulqui-kun! Yay my turn! My turn!

Grimm: SHIT!

And I take that as a yes.

On the stage in front of Aizen and other espada. The music starts, Grimmjow and Ulquiorra are up on the stage. Ulquiorra smiles. The most disturbing site that is yet to be seen. Grimmjow however, frowns angrily the whole time.

Shiro: Come on Grimmy, smile!

Grimm: Not even if you fucking paid me.

Start!

Grimm: Hi ya Barbie,

Ulqui: Hi Ken,

Grimm: Ya wanna go for a ride?

Ulqui: Sure Ken,

Grimm: Jump in!

Ulqui: I am Barbie girl in the Barbie wooorrrrlllldddd, life in plastic, it's fantastic. You can brush my hair, undress me everywwwhhheeerrre. Imagination life is your creation.

Grimm: Come on Barbie let's go party,

Ulqui: I am Barbie girl in the Barbie wooorrrrlllldddd, life in plastic, it's fantastic. You can brush my hair, undress me everywwwhhheeerrre, imagination life is your creation.

I am blonde little girl in a fantasy world, lift me up, make your time, I am your dolly.

Grimm: You're my doll, rock'n roll feel the glamour and pink. Kiss me here, touch me there. Hanky panky.

Ulqui: You can touch, you can play, if you say I am always yours. Uoooo ooooohhh.

I am Barbie girl in the Barbie wooorrrrlllldddd, life in plastic, it's fantastic. You can brush my hair, undress me everywwwhhheeerrre, imagination life is your creation.

Grimm: Come on Barbie lets go party,

Ulqui: Ahhhh ahhh ahhh ya!

Grimm: Come on Barbie lets go party,

Ulqui: Uoooo ohhhh, uoooo ohhhhh!

Grimm: Come on Barbie lets go party,

Ulqui: Ahhhh ahhh ahhh ya!

Grimm: Come on Barbie lets go party,

Ulqui: Uoooo ohhhh, uoooo ohhhhh!

Make me walk, make me talk. Do whatever you please, I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees.

Grimm: Come jump in, be my friend, let us go do it again, hit the town, fool around. Let's go party!

Ulqui: You can touch, you can play, if you say I am always yours.

You can touch, you can play, if you say I am always yours.

Grimm: Come on Barbie lets go party,

Ulqui: Ahhhh ahhh ahhh ya!

Grimm: Come on Barbie lets go party,

Ulqui: Uoooo ohhhh, uoooo ohhhhh!

Grimm: Come on Barbie lets go party,

Ulqui: Ahhhh ahhh ahhh ya!

Grimm: Come on Barbie lets go party,

Ulqui: Uoooo ohhhh, uoooo ohhhhh!

I am Barbie girl in the Barbie wooorrrrlllldddd, life in plastic, it's fantastic. You can brush my hair, undress me everywwwhhheeerrre, imagination life is your creation.

I am Barbie girl in the Barbie wooorrrrlllldddd, life in plastic, it's fantastic. You can brush my hair, undress me everywwwhhheeerrre, imagination life is your creation.

Grimm: Come on Barbie lets go party,

Ulqui: Ahhhh ahhh ahhh ya!

Grimm: Come on Barbie lets go party,

Ulqui: Uoooo ohhhh, uoooo ohhhhh!

Grimm: Come on Barbie lets go party,

Ulqui: Ahhhh ahhh ahhh ya!

Grimm: Come on Barbie lets go party,

Ulqui: Uoooo ohhhh, uoooo ohhhhh!

Oh I'm having so much fun!

Grimm: Well Barbie, we're just getting started,

Ulqui: Oh I love you Ken,

All espada, me included and Aizen bursting into laughter.

Shiro: Blackmailing gold!!! (Holding video camera.)

LOL! Is it not? And Guess what? Aizen has been greatly pleased by the latest dares that he is actually demanding that I ask you, the reviewers, to now dare any of the espada.

Grimm: Finally, a damn break!

Not really, people can still dare you at anytime.

Grimm: FUCK!

ThanX, and keep sending them in!

A/N: Oh and by the way! The Aizen's facial cream thing, was just a joke. XD Anyways Special ThanX to silvermoon123 and Hatsume Sasuri ( Jeanie ). Also giving thanX to Chasingyesterday, Protagonist, Banana Nut Crunch, Ashido Kano, Doremon, I love Szayel Aporro Granz, 7777, General Zargon, AnimeLuver4everandevr, layzerz, Eriisu-April, RhymeLuvUlqui, syayelsgirl13, Imfreefallin, IschkeDaerquing, and hayato bomber.