Burston's Sorrow

by Scott Fibula

Goofy sip his mocha angry. That damn detective knew about his weakess. Now he might have to kill himself. He had moleste 7 (seven) banks in the tri-county area. He took out his revolver. It was 1984 garnad. He pointed toward his face and shot. as the bullet his brain he thought about the banks. He stole there innocense. 'if i could be a bettr pokemon trainer,,," he thought. His son burston yelled at his corpse DAD NO YOU BITCH

At his funferal dolnald said to burston 'he was a good type of man'. 'u can't understand meeeeeeee!' screamed burston ayn rand to the town. There was a linkin park concert wich was his favorite liked the music but he did not feel better. his dad shot hims face and let him alone. he went home and listen to slipknot and cut himself. His mom said do not be sad be an awsome pokemon. 'no you whore' shouted burston; and went to his car. he drove the 90 (ninety) miles and shot a gun as well. He would be an awesom pokemon trainer. He took out his pokemon and thru them at the ground. the awresome pokemon came out and saw he was sad. He had wabbafet, squirtle, dialgia, palkia, chimchar and darkshadow which was at hot topic.

Burstno took the pokemon to a forest and collided up a tree. at the tree there was a pokemon. he fell down into a hole. There was the band suicide silence and all there pokemon. 'Burston we will hlp you be an awesome trainer and a heero!!!!'they said. they trained pokemon for an hour until the tournament.

At there was a really fuckin big fight and they all fought and burston wrote a song.

Burston killed the dialgia by punching it really hard. The other pokemon saaid SKEEEEEE but thurston said 'go back to work motherfockers!'

Burston won the fight and killed every pokemon. He was an awesome trainer and he killed his hhiilary duff and a rabbit.