Brisbane, Australia

The evacuation had been extremely quick. After the Brady's return home, they had been able to pack in less than an hour - Alice, in her fear, had always kept things organised for a quick escape. It took a short while to transport 11 people halfway across the world, but now Mike and Carol knew their family was relatively safe from the US government for the first time.

John and Liz said goodbye and jaunted back to the Lab. Mike and Carol Brady stood looking out at the sea.

"We're safe."

"I know. I can't believe it."

"Now we can do what we've always been afraid to before - have a baby together."

"Yes, I'd like that."

Mike Brady looked out to sea. "I hope it's a boy - we'll call him Adam."

Here's the story of a lovely lady
Who was bringing up three girls of pretty face
All of them had DNA, not from their mother
But from an alien race

It's the story of a Sap named Brady
Who was busy with three boys, not his own
They were genetically enhanced human beings
And they were all alone.

Till one day, when the scientists got together
With the spooks over an expense account lunch
And they decided one surveillance would be cheaper
So they ordered the formation of the Bunch

The Brady Bunch,
The Brady Bunch

That's the way they became the Brady Bunch.