"No, Luffy."

"Aw, come on, everyone loves to see a pie-in-the-face."

"I said no, and I meant no."

"Pleeeeease? It's been such a boring week!"

"No, alright? Just…just no."

"Boo." Luffy gave the dessert in his hands a gloomy look. "Well then, Nami, if you won't take it, and nobody else will either, then there's only one thing left to do."

Already dreading the answer, she shifted her eyes to him. "And what would that be, Luffy?"

-splat-

"A pie not faced," Luffy said as solemnly as he could through the whipped cream caked across his face, "is hardly a pie at all."

-=+=-

A/N: Um…yeah, I have no idea what this means. Sorry, I shouldn't even be posting it, but OH WELL, I guess you'll read it anyways. Lemmings.

No, for reals, I love you all. Kisses!