Heyy whenever me and my friend have health and social care we come up with some of the strangest scenarios for Twilight and this one was so funny I had to post it

I don not own anything related to twilight apart from my copy of the books and the DVD but I paid for them =D

Dear Jasper

I found out your secret the other day. You never got scars when you were in the southern wars did you? It was just Alice when she went wild in bed. She told me herself.

Get some new scars tonight Bro!
Emmett =D

Just for some laughs but I would love to hear what you think =D