A/N: Inspired by the song "Michael" by Franz Ferdinand. Many thanks to The Wishyles for beta reading it!

Michael

He hated the Earthlings. He hated them for what they had made out of him. He hated them for their lies. He hated them because they repeated their lies. He hated them for their arrogance. He hated them because they did not want to understand him. He hated them because they hunted him like a wild animal. He hated them for the expression in their eyes when they met him face to face. He hated them for everything they stood for.

But most of all he hated them for this catchy tune Lorne played again and again in the infirmary.