It was the happiest day of my life! …It was the day I decided to get my picture taken! But it wasn't till I got outside the photo store that my life changed forever! I had a feeling that there was someone hiding behind a mailbox…I had a nemesis!

This was the first time I encountered Perry the Platypus, I would say it was the first time I met him but y'know hiding behind mailboxes isn't exactly a meeting. This semi aquatic egg laying mammal of action was my first nemesis. I was quite excited! This proved that I was truly evil. I mean, what is the point of being evil without someone trying to stop you? It's just too easy. Sure my goals aren't exactly high and my bank account is suffering but I think that I'm the best evil genius in the tri-state area. How many others have an evil jingle? None. I rule! But not literally. I wish I did though. That is my whole overall evil scheme to rule the tri state area and there's Perry the platypus trying to stop me. He's on the whole 'good two shoes' side on this but he's still only a mammal.

Still…there was something else that I learnt whilst Perry the Platypus was my nemesis…but I think this is best explained in back-story form.