These statements are merely company members thoughts, for all shinra employees to post their thoughts or things that they'd like to be improved, all things said here are true, would Shinra lie to you.
Do not steal verdots coffee- Cissnei of the Turks
CrimsonTurk: yeah it leads to bad things!
Turkie: It's scary, that's all you need to know
Legend: Agreed but coffees a terrible drink really.
Do not give the President Dacaf- Tseng
Rod: That be interesting
Tseng: *raise eyebrows* do so at your own risk
Legend: It was amusing last time, too bad he found out it was...
Tseng: ...Yes you were saying
Legend: No one
Rufus Shinra does not need energy drinks or sweets to 'brighten' his mood- Tseng
Rufus: Why not?
Tseng: They're not good for you
NEVER ever give Zack Fair fizzy drinks- Angeal
Rod: Oh that'd be funny bouncy Zack
Zack: Angeal why'd you take my stash away!
Reno does not dye his hair- anonymous
Rod: Right...we truely believe that Reno
Rude: It's true
Rod: Really you're got evidence?
Rod and Reno are not related please stop inciting havoc- Gun
Rod: Hey...wait who said we were related!
Reno: Ugh...I'll teach the one who thought this a lesson
Rod: I'll help
Gun: *sweat drop*
Hijacking a motorbike does not guarantee you a place in the Turks- Veld
Rod: I got in that way
Gun: We know...
Rod: Hey no one's perfect, who needs school in the slums
Gun: Normal people
Rod: Like who?
Gun: Me, Cissnei everyone else
Rod: pff...miss perfect
Genesis stop inviting your fans to visit! - Lazard
Genesis: I was using them as targets
Angeal: And they came
Genesis: Yes those fools...
Angeal: ...You need help
Rufus Shinra denies all knowledge a diary that was found under his bed- Rufus' official bodyguard
Reno: Oh yeah really, then what's this?
Rufus: Give that back!
Reno: Nah ah...after all, its not yours is it "dear diary, today my father..."
Rufus: Stop it
Diaries are private, boys should keep their grubby hands off them- Shotgun
Gun: Uh sir you're a boy
Turks are not permitted in the 1st class SOLDIER break room unless on official business- Lazard
Sephiroth: Kindly remove yourselves next time Turks
Angeal: yes we don't need that interruption again
Genesis: Who was the one who liked loveless again please lets discuss it more
Angeal: *sweat drop*
Taking pictures of female Turks in their swimsuits is not appropriate use of company property. - Veld
Legend: They were souvenir pictures for Rufus
Rufus: No! *goes red*
Red: Yeah boss besides you can't deny a guy appreciating beauty
Randomemploye: Can I have a copy
Knife: Can you discuss this in private Reno!
Gun: You are dead Reno
Do not pet Darknation ever, he's evil and lethal! - Blondie
Rufus: Who are you!?
Blondie: Your cat is evil, it should be put down
Rufus: I will find you, Darknation will not be insulted
Red: Of course Rufus he's very precious
Blondie: You suck up
The Vice president is on vacation, anyone who debates this can talk to department of administrative research - Tseng of the Turks
Shinra employee 456: I doubt it, this company is trouble
Red: Uh fool don't state your employee number, though we'll gladly consult you on your thoughts and let you hear ours, come visit us.
Shinra employee 456: Uh...second thoughts...
Stop breaking my sunglasses Reno! - Rude
Tseng: Rude I appreciate your annoyance at Reno's action but consult me personally on such matters.
Reno: Hey not my fault I slipped
Rude: You said that 47 times already
Do not quote Loveless during missions; you do not want to end up like genesis- Sephiroth
Lovelessfanboy: Why he's the greatest soldier ever
Lovelessfanboy 79: I joined SOLDIER for him
Lovelessfan: He's a god *blushing wildly*
Zack: Do they know he's dead?
Lovelessfan: He's not dead it's a lie!
Shinra is not killing the planet- president Shinra
RandomTurk: Is that really a statement, I mean it's on posters everywhere
Tseng: Whoever you get back to work
RandomTurk: Fine...but seriously!
Tseng denies any claims that he wears a suit all day and everyday- Tseng
Rod: Now that I think about it does he?
Gun: Why are we talking about this?
Cissnei: Because Zack brought it up
Rod: Ha now I'm interested, Zacks got a brain
Strip poker is not a way to pass time between missions, you know who you are. - Shocked employee
Katana: Hey what we do in our spare time is no one's business
Reno: Yeah grow up
Legend: She or he should join us
Knife: You're all perverts