Rating: G

Genre: Humor

Pairing: Luffy x Ace (in a way…)

Topic: Owned

Word-count: 299

Disclaimer: Odachi owns One Piece

Warning: AU…, well, hints LuffAce and stupidity ^^;; Oh, and spoiler up to chap. 558

A/N: I don't know why I made this. Guess, the latest chapter knocks me out of world XDD. This is a parody of chapter 558. Enjoy~!


The battles of White Beard Pirates alliance versus Marines and Sichibukai heated up to the climax after Luffy, the Straw Hat Pirate captain officially joined the war, siding for White Beard because they had the same purpose: to save Ace.

Seeing his little brother endangered his own life for his sake, Ace got angry.

"Get out of here, Luffy! You're weak!" Ace shouted at his little brother in anxiety.

"I don't want to!" Luffy yelled back heatedly, dodging the attacks from the marines.

Ace gritted his teeth and clenched his fists painfully. "I have my own adventure! You have yours! Don't but in! I don't want to drag you down to my own mess!"

"I won't listen to you, Ace!" Luffy kept yelling, not listening to Ace's desperate words. "I will save you even though I have to die!" Luffy looked at Ace in his eyes in a desperate look as well. "Because Ace… I am YOURS!"

The chaos suddenly stopped dead at that. A brief silence fell over the field.

A minute passed.

"Ace, your line?" Luffy asked suddenly with a confused look.

"Mo-moron! You forgot the 'little brother'!" Ace yelled at the black haired boy loudly with red blushing face.

"Ah, you're right," Luffy realized, punching his palm.

Everyone fell down to the ground, sweat dropping.

"CUUUT!" Nami cut the filming. "Jeez, Luffy! Do it more seriously! This is the fifth time already!" she scolded the boy angrily.

"Sorry, sorry, heheh…," Luffy scratched his head and grinned sheepishly.

"He must be doing it on purpose, that moron," Sanji commented outside the stage, sweat dropping as well.

"Hahaha, well done, Straw Hat!" Franky laughed so hard at that.

"Is he trying to prove something or what?" Zoro asked with a weird look.

"Oh, he is…," Robin giggled knowingly.

The End

A/N: Sorry for being stupid. My brain hasn't been working right lately… Well, I hope this is funny though. Comments?