Greetings to you, my darlings~

Wuggamz returns with another Switch fic! And with chapters! -Le Gasp!-

This one's inspired by one of my favorite songs, "The Cell Block Tango" from Chicago.

And just so you know, I will have a required amount of reviews before the next chapter gets released. And there will be "prizes" for the first five reviewers~ This all doesn't apply to this chapter of course, it's only the into, after all. x3

This one is Un-Beta'd, so it may suck more than usual. And it will probably be edited.

Switch belongs to the Naked Ape girls. They are my heroes.


He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame…


The NCD duo certainly had their work cut out for them. Hiki had handed them six dossiers. Six different assignments. Six different dealers to catch.

"You have got to be freakin' kidding me." Hal said, looking at the six folders in disbelief. Even Kai, who was always more than willing to do anything the Division's chief asked, looked a little less than estatic upon seeing the dossiers.

"Oh, come on. It's not that bad. They're all small time dealers." Hiki smiled, his chin resting on the backs of his hands. He was the picture of serenity.

His blonde underling, was quite the opposite.

"If they're all small time dealers, why don't you have that scruffy bastard take care of them!?!" Hal grabbed the light haired, bespectacled man by the collar.

"The Meguro police station is swamped, we're just helping them by taking some of the workload." Hiki raised his hands in a mock gesture of surrender. "I'll be paying you overtime, of course."

This seemed to calm Hal down, if only a little bit.

"I want you and Kai to read the one on the top of the pile first. We'll be going through them in order, so take care not to get them mixed up!"

"Yes sir!" The brunette investigator saluted his superior. Hiki gave a bemused chuckle. With Kaji and Hal's explosive tempers and sour attitudes, Kai's enthusiasm was quite refreshing.

Hal merely grunted and walked out the door with the folders, once again leaving his partner to run after him all the while yelling "WAIT FOR ME!"


If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!


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