Author's Notes : Ok, so I'm adding the lyrics for ya'll to see, maybe it'll make sense or even be funnier. Just try to pretend that it's the King of the Koopas, and...you get it. use your imaginations! Enjoy! Oh, and I don't own Billy Gilman, or his songs. Just so ya know.




The Snake Song

By: Billy Gilman

He swallerd frog and hollered yum-yum

He slid down the hillside and darted his tongue

He entered the garden on this bright moonlight night

Then he stopped in his tracks, it was love at first sight


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He said, My skin is black, and your skin is green

You dwell in a garden, I live by a stream

Although I'm short and stocky, and you're long and lean

I've got a crush on you

And he squeezed her tighter and tighter and tighter

I've got a crush on you


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He said I'm a king snake, and you'll be my queen

With a butler and serpents, and your own private stream

An' if you refuse me it would be such a shame

Cause I'm so tired of doing my own thang.


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He squeezed her tighter

To excite her and delight her

Oh I've got a crush on you.

(And I'll be back tomorrow!)


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Next day when he got there, a two legged man

Was holding sweet green thing in his big human hand

A long jet of water shot out of her nose

Ol' king snake had fallen in love with a hose.


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He said My skin is black, and your skin is green

You dwell in a garden, I live by a stream

Although you're made of plastic, I think you're fantastic!

An' I've got a crush on you..........(and I don't think it's gonna work out.)