Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers, just this plot and my OC
Pairing(s): Barricade/OC, Megatron/OC
Summary: Lily has been kidnapped by Barricade. What will happen when she meets Megatron and the rest of the Decepticons? What will happen when she meets the Autobots? Rated M for sexual themes.
Chapter 3: Decepticon pet.
The next morning, Lily woke up in a lovely soft bed.
'Huh? How'd I get here?' She asked herself.
Then she heard someone shouting orders.
"God shut up" she said out loud.
She got up, went to the bathroom and then walked out of her room.
"Oi lardass" she shouted.
Megatron looked down at the human.
"What?" He asked.
"Wouldja shut it?" Lily asked .
Then Barricade came behind her and scooped her up.
"BARRICADE!" She screamed.
"Yes Lily?" He asked back.
"You trying to give me a heart attack?"
"I apologise Lily."
"Lily please do not be angry with me."
"I ain't angry at you."
"Then who are you angry at?"
"Your flummin' leader."
Megatron turned around and glared at her.
"You don't scare me asshole" Lily said .
"Lily, it would be best if you did not annoy Megatron" Barricade said .
"Hmph, he deserves it. He woke me up."
"How did you recharge last night?"
"I think you mean how;d I sleep right?"
"In that case, I was sleepin' lovely before I was woken up."
Megatron once again glared at Lily.
"You are rather annoying Fleshling" he said.
Lily stood up on Barricade's hand.
"How many times do I have to tell you, my name's Lily, not 'fleshling.' And you're the one who's annoying" she said.
Barricade and Megatron looked at Lily in complete surprise.
"How dare you talk to me like that" Megatron said .
"I can talk to you however I like. You need to apologise for waking me up, then I might respect you more" Lily said .
"I will not apologise to a pathetic human."
"Therefore, I will not respect a stupid pea-brained goliath such as yourself."
"Megatron looked at Lily with narrowed optics.
'This human has spunk, I will give her that. I like it' he thought.
"Um, hello? Not a bloody statue that you can admire" Lily called .
Barricade however was staring at her backside.
"Barricade, that includes you" she said.
The scout instantly snapped out of it.
"My apologies" he said.
"Jeez, you guys filled with hormones or something?" She asked.
"Yes we do have hormones" Barricade said.
"Lemme guess, this is the first time you've been in contact with a human?"
"Human 'female' yes, but not human" Megatron said .
"Lord Megatron, why are you letting this human talk to you like this?" Starscream asked .
"Hey flybe, shut ya trap" Lily said .
Megatron almost laughed. This human was turning out to be quite entertaining.
"Barricade, I wish to speak with Lily" he said.
"Yes my lord" Barricade said .
Barricade looked at Lily, who looked shocked that Megatron ahd actually just used her name.
"Lily?" He asked.
"Huh?" She said.
"Will you go with Megatron?"
"Yeah sure. Wait what?"
"Megatron wishes to speak with you alone."
"Hm, alright, but you kill me, I haunt you forever."
Lily then climbed from Barricade's hand onto Megatron's hand.
"Wish me luck" she said.
"Good morning Sam" Bumblebee said .
"Mornin' Bee" Sam said .
"How did you sleep?"
"Like a log."
"Where do you want to go Sam?"
"I wanna go see Lily."
Bumblebee started his engine and reversed out of the drive way.
When they arrived at Lily's apartment, Sam knocked on the door.
He got no answer.
"Lily?" He called.
Then the lady who lived next door to Lily opened her door.
"She went with a cop about a week ago. She didn't come back" she said.
Sam looked wide eyed. Then he ran back to Bumblebee.
"Is there something wrong Sam?" Bumblebee asked.
"Barricade has Lily" Sam said .
"We need to tell Optimus."
"Lets go then."
Bumblebee sped off towards the Autobots base.
Megatron took Lily to his recharge berth.
"So what do you want to talk about?" Lily asked.
"Why are you not afraid of me?" Megatron asked.
"'Cause I don't scare easily, unless of course it's total Darkness."
"You are afraid of the dark?"
"I get claustrophobic."
Megatron raised his optic ridges.
"Look if you're gonna stare at me, can I go into the lounge and watch Comply or Die?" Lily asked.
"What is Comply or Die?" Megatron asked.
"It's a T.V. show that puts humans in this house. They have to play games and do awful stuff. If they refuse, they're killed."
"You enjoy watching your race be exterminated?"
"Yeah the stupid 'good - for - nothings' it's fun."
Megatron pondered for a minute.
"May I watch it with you?" He asked.
"Sure, just don't ask any questions" she said.
By the end of Comply or Die, Lily was in stitches.
"That. Was. So. Funny" she chuckled.
"I do not see how that could be funny" Megatron said.
"Didn't you see that? That guy deserved to go."
"You have a point. He was being rude."
"He was arrogant, Rude, disgusting, sexist, racist, typically a male chovenous pig."
Megatron just looked at the human sat on his knee. He never thought he'd find a human that enjoyed death as much as him.
Then Barricade came in.
"Hey, 'cade, what ya doin' tonight?" Lily asked.
"Nothing why?" Barricade asked .
"I'm gonna watch a movie, wanna join me?"
"The Dark Knight."
"The Dark Knight?" Megatron asked .
"It's a Batman movie, you have to of watched Batman Begins to get the gist of this movie" she said.
"Look it up on the internet."
Megatron didlook it up on the internet. He found that it was quite interesting. He also began to watch Batman Begins too.
"Room for one more if you want to watch it too" Lily said .
"I am watching this Batman Begins first" he said.
"I do not get why a man wants to dress up as a giant flying animal and scare people."
"Oh, The Dark Knight is better. The Joker kills people for fun."
"Then I may watch it with you."
"Not a problem."
Lily then slid down Megatron's leg and went to find Barricade.
She found him sitting in his room.
"What's the matter 'cade?" She asked.
"Nothing" Barricade said.
"That's a lie."
Barricade looked at Lily, but he found his gaze drifting down towards her chest.
"There's nothing wrong" he repeated.
Lily noticed where he was looking.
"Barricade, are you feeling horny?" She asked.
The scout looked back up to the humans face.
"No" he said.
That was a lie, his interface unit was standing to full attention. And it was aching too.
"Barricade, you really aren't well are you?" Lily asked .
"It hurts" he said.
"Barricade, you're horny aren't you?"
"For who Barricade?"
"Want me to help you Barricade?"
"No, I can't ask you to do that."
"You don't need to ask me Barricade."
"What are you saying Lily?"
"I want you to Order me Barricade."
"You want me to Order you to interface with me?"
"Do you like taking orders Lily?"
"I love it, just someone to take control."
"Does it make you hot Lily?"
"So damn hot."
Lily walked up to Barricade, who put his hand on the floor and she climbed up on it.
He then took off his codpiece and put her on his interface unit.
"Stroke it Lily" he said.
Lily did what she was told.
"Mmph, so good, now use your glossa" he said.
"What?" She asked.
She then licked his interface unit making him buck his hips up and moan.
"Climb up to the tip and lick all around it" he said.
Lily did as she was told.
Two hours later, Barricade overloaded.
"Thank you Lily" he said.
"Not a problem master" she said.
Barricade smiled and put Lily on his chest.
"You are a beautiful human femme Lily" he said.
"Thank you 'cade, you're not so bad yourself" she said.
Then Barricade stood up.
"Where are we going?" Lily asked .
"You wished to watch a film with me did you not?" He asked back.
"Oh yeah, I can't wait."
"Well we can go now if you want."
"Yay, yes please."
"What is so good about The Dark Knight?"
"Uh, Heath Ledger, Christian Bale and Gary Oldman."
"Who do they play in the movie?"
"Heath Ledger plays The Joker, Christian Bale plays Bruce Wayne AKA Batman *Swoons* and Gary Oldman plays Commissioner Jim Gordon."
"How many times have you seen the movie Lily?"
"Loads of times, not to mention on my laptop I have the script too."
"Are you that obsessed with it?"
"You really like it then?"
"Yeah, I just wish that Christian Bale was here. Although, if he was, I'd jump his bones."
"Jump is bones?"
"Look it up."
"You would mate with him?" He asked.
"Yep, willingly or unwillingly" she said.
Barricade chuckled. He then had an idea that he needed to tell Megatron.
During the movie, Lily was saying some of the Joker's lines with him.
"Alright so dead, you get Five Hundred" Gambol said .
"How about alive?"
"Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker and a fiend. He'd beat mommy right in front of me. One night, he goes off crazier than usual, mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says 'Why so serious son?' He comes at me with the knife, 'Why so serious son?' he sticks the blade in my mouth 'lets put a smile on that face' and... Why so serious?"
She laughs at that part.
After the movie, Lily was feeling sleepy.
"Hey guys I'ma go to bed. So you in the morning" she said.
"Good night Lily" Barricade said .
Megatron picked Lily up and took her to the place where she was to be sleeping.
A/N: Ok so here's the third chapter. The next chapter, Lily will wake up to a surprise.