Disclaimer: I don't own the original DGM

I don't even read it.

And this is my first fanfiction/oneshot.

HAHAHA so feel free to correct my failure


"GOOD FUCKING MORNING ALLEN." screamed a loud, familiar voice.

Allen stared at the person on his bed, tempted to either scream, laugh or maybe both. Or maybe smack him.

"GET THE FUCK OFF, KANDA." Allen smacked the japanese fag off his bed. "What drug are you on?"

Kanda was usually sullen and pissy at him, so he was assuming he did some kind of new drug.

"I'M ON ECSTASY, AND IT'S GREAT!" he screeched, staring at Allen with blank eyes. "You're incredibly tall, and i see rainbows in your hair."

He called for Lavi.

"'Sup Allen, whatsu-" Lavi stopped short as he saw Allen and Kanda in bed. "FUCK YES, threesome?" His eyes lit up like a kid getting every fucking flavour of ice cream he wanted.

"NO!" Allen groaned. "Is everyone taking ecstasy today?"

Lavi looked at him guiltily.

"WHAT THE FUCK???"

"I'M SORRY!"

And then right in front of Allen, Lavi did ecstasy.

Fucking. Ecstasy.

He got up and was ready to leave this crazy ass place.

Then a bunch of random people piled into his room.

"ALLEN, DO SOME OF THIS SHIT" (Lenalee)

"I SEE RAINBOWS IN YOUR HAIR!" (Chaoji)

"KID, I'M GONNA BEAN YOU WITH THIS BOTTLE!" (Cross)

"TAKE ME NOW!" (Link)

"K." (Miranda)

Allen was scared now. He made his way toward the window, only to be stopped by Road, who crashed in and promptly hugged everyone. "I BROUGHT MORE!" was all she could say.

Allen was scared shitless now.

"WHAT HAPPENS WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS?" (Jasdero)

"YOU FIND A NEW GOD!" (Debitto)

"LET'S PEE ON THE WALL!" (Lulubell)

Then he saw Kanda walking towards him, the drug in his hand.

There was no escape.

And then Allen shit bricks.

....

"Fooking rabbit. Wher our you going?" Kanda asked me az Ai waulkd dauwn da hawl. And frouned at me.

"To mai rum. Ai mees Tyckie."

And Tyckie came to c him. "Allen, I luv yew."

"I now. I luv yew 2."

"You'z gunna haz mai babie."


THE END.

crack oh yes. Feel free to review.

Oh and that end part, is all due to credit to Darmed & Missus Ann.

:'D