Enter The Circus.
The circus music plays, we are trapped here all the time.
The freaks of Wisteria Lane. Each of us hold a talent no other has.
The woman who can be pregnant and birth in no time at all.
A man scared of women, another wanting to be beaten them.
A man so arrogant he gives Mr Money a run for his cash.
The model so tiny she could be swept by the clutz's broom or fall into the domestic goddesses pie.
Yes, enter the circus and you will be witness to our tales.