Logan: Hey viewers of Fourteen Again! I'm Logan AKA Wolverine AKA the damn girly boy in this stupid fanfic.
Kurt; HEY this fanfic is about you, you should be happy!
Logan; How can I when I'm almost a girl in this story!
Kurt; yeah yeah. Tell them what you did already.
Logan; Oh yeah! I tied up and gagged the Authoress because you guys seem to like her stories. Anyway, i'm going to force her to continue it!
Kurt; you just basically said you hate it.
Logan: Well I do, but her getting tortured is more funnier.
Kurt; Man you're a total bitch.
Logan: Oh yeah! *grabs Kurt by the shirt and yanks him down for a kiss* She's going to make a sequel instead and the two of us is going to be dating around the second or third chapter.
Kurt: *Blushing madly* Uh uh uh!
Logan: *Smirks* Or I'll go out with Pietro.
Chazz girl: MMPH! MMMM! MM! MPHM!
Logan; sorry don't speak idiot.
Chazz girl: *looks pissed*
Kurt; She might kill you in the fanfic now.
Logan: *shrugs* Can't die.
Chazz girl: *holds up a sign that says "GOING TO BE RATED M NOW!"
Logan: How'd she get untied.
Chazz girl: *takes out the gags* BLEH! THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS GOING TO BE RATED M NOW! ONE RAPE SCENE THEN SWEET SWEET SEX BETWEEN LOGAN AND KURT!...Or LOGAN AND PIETRO! LOGAN GETS SCREWED EITHER WAIT!
Kurt and Logan; *Turns red*
Logan; Wait rape?! WHO'S RAPING
Chazz girl; not tellin *smirks*
Chazz girl: Oh quiet you're going to get laid by Kurt or Pietro be happy.
Logan; HOW CAN I BE HAPPY ABOUT THAT?!
Chazz girl; oh I guess you can't.
*smirks* anyway guys I never really planned on leaving it like that.
I ain't no bitch.
Kurt; you said you were.
Chazz girl; quiet! Anyway here it is! THE NEW SERIES! Sweet Fourteen!
Logan: cheesy name.
Chazz girl: shut up! I'm an mpreg fan so unless you want to be a fourteen year old who got pregnant, I suggest you shut up!
Chazz girl:....Also I've been thinking about adding an OC. A normal kid, not a mutant, not popular, but is Logan's new friend or something. Tell me if you're fine with that.
Logan and Kurt; in short her excuse to put herself in it.
Chazz girl: SHUT UP!
Kurt: You know Todd never really is mentioned in the fic.
Logan; maybe he hates her like everyone else does!
Kurt; I bet! Nobody really likes Todd.
Chazz girl; ….but....
Logan: *laughs* Who could like him? He's so creepy looking!
Kurt; *laughs* Fred gets more fans then him!
Chazz girl: …..
Logan and Kurt; Cause no one likes a bastard like him.
Chazz girl; That it! Logan you're going to crossdress and Kurt you're going to get in so many awkward situations with Logan AND Pietro! *marches off*
Kurt; ...I'm assuming she's a Todd fan.
Logan; Great I'm going to be crossdressing.....-_-
Kurt; Hey be happy she's going to let you say the F word now.
Kurt; well this was a stupid introduction. *leaves*
Logan; ….hey you think she's mean enough to make us have oral sex? *follows him*
Kurt; I don't even want to know.
And this was a wonderful introduction to Sweet Fourteen