AN: I know, I know, I should be working on my other story, BUT this scene wouldn't leave my mind so I just had to write it. This was actually an IM convo with this guy I liked back in the spring. Then I decided to modify it to make it fit Sonny and Chad. Or is it Channify?

Hachoo! Sonny sneezed her annoyingly repetitive, yet cute sneeze, again. Stupid cute.

"Geeze, Munroe. This is like your fiftieth sneeze of the day." Chad said, following her across the cafeteria to the trash can.

"You know, a normal person would say 'bless you' when someone sneezes."

"You should know by now, Sonny, I'm not a normal person. I'm too awesome for that." he said, popping his collar.

"Right, how could I forget?" she sarcastically said. "Twenty nine, by the way. Stupid allergies" She corrected, taking out a tissue to blow her nose.

"You counted?"

"Yes, I counted. I know counting is like way above you or something, right? Or is that just the excuse you use because you don't know how?"

"You know, I heard that if you sneeze thirty times, you die." Chad stated matter-of-factly.

"Chad, that's ridiculous."

"Is it, Sonny? Is it really?"

"Yes, Chad, really." she said dryly.





"Okay maybe a little ridiculous, but still, you should sneeze again just to test it out."

"Chad, no."

"Sonny, yes."


"Why not? Scared?" his eyes suddenly grew as he challenged h45.

"No." They weaved though the cafeteria, back over to where they originally were, by Sonny's table.



"But you will!"

"No I will not!"



By this time, everyone was staring at them. Although they didn't notice; they were to wrapped up in one of their classic arguments of the day. Neither of them know why they do it. Maybe when they're yelling at each other for whatever reason they make up that day, they're really yelling at each other for being so darn attractive.

"No, you will have to." Chad demanded.

"No, I will not."

"You're going to sneeze."

"No. No no no no no I won't."

"You will."


"You will, if you think about it. Which you are!"

"You're a mean person." Sonny crossed her arms and pouted.

"No, Sonny, I'm not. I'm s-s-sorry…if I hurt your feelings." he said softly.

"Dude, I was kidding! You, apologizing though? Really, Chad, really?"

"Hey, that's my line!"


"Just sneeze already!"

"No! You can't make me!"

"I bet I can!"

"No, Chad."

"Yes, Sonny, yes! Ooooh, yes." he moaned. She smacked his arm. "Shut up!"

"Is this making you want to sneeze?"

"No, it's really not."

"Yes it is!"


"You should sneeze though! You have to!"

"Why do I have to?"

"Because I said so!"

"Oh, that means a lot to me." she said sarcastically.

"I know I do."

"Chad, no."

"Yeees!" he whined.


"Just think about sneezing!"

"No! I'll think about coughing instead!" she sniffled.

"Ha, see! Your nose wants you to sneeze!"

"No, it doesn't!"

"Come on, please? For me?"


"I still bet I can make you." he said, walking a step closer to her.

"And how is that?" she challenged, also taking a step forward so they were almost nose to nose.

"You'll see."

And all of a sudden, their lips pressed together like magnets. All of the confusion and temptation and passion they were hiding, finally being released through the kiss they were sharing. They finally broke apart, and looked sweetly into each other's eyes, in a trance. Sonny broke this trance when she noticed her surroundings ten seconds later, took a step back, and looked at the crowd around them. Chad followed her gaze and their eyes both grew wide, seeing pretty much everyone from the studios watching them, some with cameras who were taping the whole exchange.


"Ha, told you I could make you sneeze!"