Title: Confessions of a Teenage Porn Star (Or Why Puck Needs a Shower and a Snack Before Bed)
Word Count: 503
Rating: M – for Puck's dirty mind
Summary: It's not like he likes her or anything
Disclaimer: Not mine, never was.
It's not like he likes her or anything.
As a matter of fact he kinda hates her guts.
She's just so darn… peppy.
Yeah so that's totally why he spills his milkshake all over her.
It has nothing to do with the fact that she keeps her change of clothes in the stage wardrobes.
Which don't lock by the way.
Nothing what so ever.
So he may have walked by there while she was changing… once.
Okay fine, more than once, but that doesn't mean anything.
Really it doesn't. It's not like he noticed that her eyes were kinda shiny or whatever.
And her hair is like freakishly shiny.
Do you notice it to?
It should be like wrong to use all that conditioner or whatever.
It totally smells like strawberries. Witch is strange because she uses a raspberry flavoured lip-gloss, or at least is smells like raspberries, it's not like he pays any attention.
So okay she might have a banging body like it totally rocks and he's not only saying that because he saw her boobs when she was changing her shirt.
Cause you know she wears those short skirts to school all the time and her legs reach like fucking forever.
Okay so he would totally screw her.
Maybe more than once.
And he has this dream… anyway it's not like he wants her to be his girlfriend or anything.
He's just… He's a man damnit and its totally acceptable for fantasize about those little knee socks wrapped around his waist.
And that time he woke up with her name on his lips that was just a onetime thing.
And that dream involved her hair band doing some very kinky stuff.
She's kinda short.
He figures that for her to be the right height be could put her up on the teacher's desk and pull those white cotton panties; that she flashes every time he knocks her over, down her legs.
He notices those a lot.
Sometimes he spills water on her because she never brings a second skirt to school and he can just see the outline of those virginal white panties for the next period which is why he always does it before algebra when he sits behind her.
He needs a shower.
He wonders what she looks like naked. Like totally naked.
She doesn't shave. Like down there. Some girls do but not her.
He wonders if she trims it or something.
He wonders if she would taste like raspberries.
You know what they se about geeks. They are like all shy and virginal at first but totally freaky in the sack.
Its not that he wants her to be totally freaky.
Like Mrs. Morrison. She it really freaky and wants her to tie her up and shit.
Gleek girl is kinda bossy. She would probably freak totally out if he spanked her. She has a really nice ass though. Like a peach. All soft and golden and shit.
Now he's hungry.