Dear L,
you totally suck.
Sincerely,
Kira
Dear Kira,
Likewise.
L
Hey L,
We just received a mail from Kira, saying we suck.
Did you get one too?
Greetz,
M,M&N
Dear Succesors,
I did.
L
L,
Kira is sending massive amounts of spam-mail around.
Can you do anything about this?
Raito
Dear Raito,
I'm still suspecting you.
L
Dear L,
You're like a dog with a bone. Seriously, stop pointing at me and find the real Kira!
Raito
Dear Raito,
Woef.
L
Hey L,
Kira just has send us a photo of a dog licking his XXX with your head on it.
Mello thinks it is hillarious. I of course do not.
M,M&N
PS: Near is LYING! -M
Dear Raito,
How very suspicious that that while Raito was the one to compair me with a dog, Kira is the one who has send a photo of one to my successors.
L
Dear L,
It's a coincidence.
Raito
Dear Raito,
100%
L
Dear L,
Prove it!
Raito
Dear L,
Why did you just send a picture of Raito naked on bed to us and added Kira to the mailing list?
Not that we are complaining or anything. Just curious.
Greetz,
M,M&N
L,
You bastard
Dearest Watari,
I am out of cake.
Help me?
L
Dear L,
I am very sorry, but it seems there are problems with the bakers in Japan.
Watari
Kira,
You did not just kill all the bakers.
L
Dear L,
I just heard the news on tv.
...
Mwhoehahahahahhaha!
Raito
Raito,
You will pay for this.
L
Dear L,
It wasn' t me. It was Kira.
Raito
ATTENTION
Your e-mail is being returned to you because there was a problem with its delivery.
The following addresses have permanent fatal errors.
The reason your mail is being returned to you is listed below:
Maillbox is full.
Hey L,
was it you who broadcasted worldwide photo's and film of Yagami Raito, along with his and Kira' s adresses?
M,M&N
Dear Successors,
I don't think we have to worry about Kira anymore.
L
And that, my children is the power of the internet.
VGJekyll: Tuesday 6 October 2009 - Written at work because I was bored. Don't try to find logic, humor or a plot in it...DEAR L used to have a French Translation, but this one has been deleted in 2012 for reasons unknown to me.
DEAR L has a CHINESE TRANSLATION. The Translation is done by misskita. They uploaded it on another site which you can find in my profile.
DEAR L is now also being translated into POLISH. The Translation is being done by Yyellow and is called 'Drogi L' and can also be found in my profile.