I wrote this today and I wanted to put a song up somewhere tonight, so I went with the shortest song ever. This is half the length of my shortest song. Seriously? Oh well.

To the tune of "Master Exploder" by Tenacious D

http://www . youtube . com/watch?v=fA4mVS0u_uo


Ahh

She does not need

Any weapons

She steals what she needs

Then she runs

Oh

Yeah

Ahh

That's right

He did not want

To kill no one

He didn't know the berries

Were poison

The lesson here

If you're wondering why

Is if you steal

Then you will die

Ahh

Ahh

Yeah


Is it an insult to have such a short song for a tribute? Nah. She doesn't even deserve this. We don't even know her real name! So review and I'll give you candy.