DISCLAIMER: I'M GOING TO HAVE MY RETREAT SO THIS IS JUST A SMALL UPDATE BEFORE I GO

You taught me how to love; you taught me how to live; you taught me how to laugh; you taught me how to cry, but when you left, you forgot to teach me how to forget you. Real tears are not those that fall from the eyes and cover the face, but those that fall from the heart and cover the soul. I may regret the way we ended, but I will never regret what we had.


CHAPTER 5 HOW TO MAKE A BABY AND AN OLD MAN THAT STILL CRIES LIKE BABY

SUMMARY ON WHAT HAPPENED

Well after 2 days of healing and I mean on what happened with Arthur and Octavia an incident that no one will ever forget and not to mention what Riannon did was... cool in my part but to Arawn well not so much. Octavia feeling guilty was nursing Arthur back to health.


OUTSIDE THE FRONT DOOR OF THE NURSING ROOM

" Arawn, would you give those two their privacy?" Limwris pinched his cheek and pulled, hard. She was glaring at him at the moment, silently chastising him for spying on a private moment.

"I'm just taking notes Limwris," He leaned towards her and wiggled his eyebrows, "gotta keep my attempts at you fresh and new." He was met with punch to the jaw for the perverted glint in his eyes, but it was worth it. Much to Limwris's displeasure, Arawn was laughing his tail off at the flustered look on Limwris's face.

"Perverted dog,"


AVALON (GARDENS)

"I thought Ogam was the subject of these things." Talieshin glared at his little companion, a strange feeling shooting through his spine. He could feel the "bad mojo", which usually follows Ogam these days, fall over him, "Epona," Talieshin called the little lady.

The blonde haired elf stopped humming a random tune and looked to the so called wandering brab , "What do you need Talipooh ?" She was answered with a palm silencing her mouth.

"Shh, don't use my pet name," His eyes shot around the Garden suspiciously, "I have a feeling that we're being watched." His hand was slapped away soon after, Epona figuring he had taken his medicine too soon.

" Talipooh, you know the doctor told you to take your medicine at least an hour after you drink your orange juice." She rolled her eyes and sat down on the bench.

Talieshin smiled sheepishly, "Well, it was only a little," His face soon turned serious, "but I'm telling you, Ogam's curse has fallen upon our humble love-nest!" The shaken man soon felt a foot slam into his face, an angry Epona glaring at him.

"How many times must I tell you not to call our Gardens that dirty name," She made a disgusted face, "pervert." She got up and started out, figuring she could somehow get away from Talieshin just as well in the other room. However, she felt Talieshin grasp her ankle like a child.

"No, don't leave me alone with the curse." She could of sworn she heard a sob from him. Epona shook him off and rolled her eyes, exiting the garden. She did her best to hide the amused smile on her face, "NO, GET BACK YOU… uh… Epona, what might curses look like?"

She decided to humor him, "Goat-men that shove pudding into your mouth and makes the room explode." She gave him a random answer, 'It's too early to be intelligent.' She slapped herself in the forehead, 'Oh no, my mother was right, you do become more like your lover after a time.'

"Oh," Talieshin looked at his guest, "that's good then; I thought I was in trouble." Talieshin grinned at the strange doll holding a cup of jello, "So what can I do for you pal?"


KITCHEN

"You know," Ogam sat up in his bed and stretched, "today is going to be a good day, I can feel it." A rare grin came over his face as he got up to start for the kitchen. He shot a greeting to the other occupants of the castle and looked into the servings. Of course, Arthur had to be dragged away from his newest hobby which is collecting Llyr's underwear by a certain blonde-headed woman first of course.

"What's got you grinning so much today?" Arawn slammed his elbow on the counter, blocking Riannon's sneaky hand from stealing his food.

Ogam simply opened a half-full pint of milk and started chugging it. Ermin gave him a strange look, examining him closely. A sly look came over her expression, her impish mind kicking into high-gear. She put on an innocent face and walked up to Ogam as he lowered the pint, "Well, since you're in a good mood, do you mind answering a question of mine?"

Arawn didn't point out his prior question, interested into what Ermin was up to. Ogam shrugged, his grin replaced by a face of indifference.

"How do you make a baby?" Everyone froze in the middle of what they were doing, the explosion in the distance going unnoticed.

To be continued…


Moral of This Part of the Story: Yes, barbs find curses very annoying


Silence followed the awkward question, everyone's reaction differing. Riannon and Arawn were both glancing around, their faces stained with a color competing with their attire. Ogam, the one who had been asked, stared at Ermin with a dumbfounded expression. Talieshin, for once, couldn't put any form of response together as milk spilled out of his open mouth. Llyr, being distracted from Talieshin poor table manners, gently placed her glass of orange juice down.

Morgan, who had just walked in from target practicing on the balcony, slid the door closed again and decided to practice her archery again. Arthur glanced between Ermin's innocent expression, and Octavia's disbelieving stare. He carefully looked to Riannon, who was avoiding all eye contact with the male part of the occupants nervously.

"Well," Ermin pressed, "I've always wandered, I mean, I know they come from a woman, but how do they get in there?"

The stale silence was broken when Arawn burst into a fit of laughter as Ogams's face twisted into one of concentration. He needed out of this situation, and fast, "Well Ermin, that's not a question I can really… say in words…"

Ermin cut him off, amused by his reaction, "Then show me."

"Ermin," Llyr attempted to silence her, "that is nothing for someone to ask so suddenly."

Ermin glanced from Llyr, to Arthur, then to Limwris and finally Arawn, 'Five birds with one stone, too easy.' Ermin tilted her head innocently, "why not, did Arthur show you?" She ignored Octavia's angered, yet crimson, expression and turned to Limwris, "Might it have something to do with what I heard from Ogam's room?"

"Hold the blinkin' phone," Ogam sprayed the room with threatening looks, "WHAT THE HECK HAVE YOU BEEN DOING IN MY ROOM!?"

"NOTHING,"

" Ohh Arthur " Octavia called him with a hint of sugar in her voice, While looking at Arthur with a murderous glare. A dark aura that everyone was so afraid of enveloped Octavia from head to toe, She walked to him and whisphered something in is ear, While pinching his back with extreme force. Arthur was sweating he hasn't fully recovered from the last time but he felt like 2 years of his life is going to be burned out later.

Ogam rubbed the bridge of his nose, "Great, now I have to change the sheets."

"WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!"

The age old dragon ran a hand through his hair and started walking away, "Grandma warned me about packing a group of hormone driven people in the castle."

When they heard Ogam's door click closed, all eyes turned to Ermin, some glaring, others simply watching. The pink eyed girl simply shrugged and skipped off. Strangely, when she passed Arthur, her grin grew. Nobody saw him slip a sack of twenty pieces of gold into her hand, 'Pleasure doing business, heh heh.'


SOMEWHERE IN AVALON (WATCHING A PLAY)

"This play isn't half bad, I was skeptical at first, but I'm impressed." Riannon watched the children do a play attentively as they continued. She reached over to the popcorn bowl in Arawn's lap and took a handful. The crimson servant watched her and tried not to laugh when Riannon downed the whole thing, "What?"

"Focus on the play Riannon, you might miss something." Arawn advised. Riannon shot him a dirty look, but kept watching none the less.

Octavia, who was seated on the floor beside Arthur, watched in silent interest. She wasn't one for these types of plays, but this one wasn't too bad and two of her student was on it. She didn't notice herself inching towards Arthur when it got to the pivotal scene, too busy ignoring Arawn and Riannon's whisper fits.

Talieshin and Llyr stood behind the two house elves Ermin and Limwris, having stopped on their way to the kitchen to watch the play, "I love this part, it's so cute." Morgan cooed and looked at the person reading a book from the corner seat, "What do you think Ogam?" Everyone turned their attention to the mage when they heard him chant something over and over again.

"I'm a grown man, I'm a grown man… I am a grown man…" Ogam blinked as he tried not to cry at the scene. When he noticed everyone staring at him, and the snickers from Arawn, he glared at them all, "What, can't an old man talk to himself?" He sniffed at a tear ran down his cheek.

Arthur burst into a fit of laughter, leaning on Octavia. Arawn simply looked up, "Oh yeah, I forgot your little issue with chick-flick tear-jerkers."

"Aww," Rathy went to hug Ogam, but was hold back by his foot, "I didn't know you were so sensitive Ogam." He could hear the mocking laughter in her voice.

"I hope you all burn in Hell."

TO BE CONTINUED


THIS IS JUST A FEW LOVE QUOTES FOR MY EX OR SOON TO BE EX IF SHE DOESN'T FORGIVE ME

HANNAH IM SO SO SO SO SORRY PLS. FORGIVE ME

You're the reason behind my smile, you're the reason for my laughter, and also for the reason for my happiness...because you've showed me what love is but I never thought you're also the reason for my tears and for experiencing the greatest pain that could ever happen me...


I wish you could look at me and see the person you once loved instead of the person you have grown to hate.


A million words wouldn't bring you back. I know because I've tried. Neither would a million tears. I know because I've cried.


Loving you was easy, losing you was hard. Loving you is still easy, but knowing you are no longer mine, is the hardest of it all.


You never realize what kind of love you have, until you almost walk away from it; then it may be too late.


Even if my heart should call out your name in the rain, even if these arms should want to embrace you again, and even if I'm all cried out and no longer in pain... I'll never fall in love that way again.


I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry.


I will never regret loving you, only believing you loved me too.


I WOULD JUST LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO THE OTHER READERS IF YOUR SEEING THIS EMBARRASSING QUOTES BUT WHAT THE HECK ITS WORTH IT BECAUSE I TRULY DO LOVE HER