Chapter 9

Sexy can I?

Later that week…

Everyone is eating, quietly, at dinner when the song 'Sexy Can I?' starts to play. They all look at Leo because the sound is coming from his cell phone in his pocket.

Sexy can I, hit it from the front

Then I hit it from the back

Know you like it like that

Then we take it to the bed

Then we take it to the floor

Then we chill for a second

Then we back at it for more

At this point Leo takes out his phone and turns it off, and everyone looks at Piper, who has her head down, blushing with a smile, and is stealing secret glances at her husband.

"Interesting ring tone, Leo." Prue comments.

"Yup." Is all Leo says to that.

"I think it's cute… considering." Piper speaks up, sitting back in her chair.

"Considering, what?" Danielle questions.

"Oh, nothing." Piper directs at her, and then turns to Leo. "But you could do better."

"You don't like it?" Leo asks.

"I didn't say that, I just… never mind." Piper dismisses it.

"No, tell me." Leo requests.

"This, I can't tell you." Piper winks at him.

"Why not?" asks Phoebe, curiously.

"It's classified information." Piper gives Leo a look.

"So, Leo how's your plan working out?" Paige asks.

"It's… progressing." Leo informs.

"No, luck, huh?" Paige asks.

"Some, but not enough." He answers.

"Maybe next time." Paige encourages.

"Y'all getting any of this?" Piper asks.

"Not a damn thing." Piper and Andy respond.

"What are you talking about?" Piper asks.

"Wouldn't you like to know." Leo smirks at her. "Hey, Piper, do you love me?"

"Yes, Leo, I love you."

"How much do you love me?" Leo asks, his smirk growing into a grin.

Piper looks at him. "I am not going to answer that."

"Are you willing to show everyone at this table how much you love me?" Leo's grin turns into a smile.

"Wait a sec. Back up, did Piper just say that she loves Leo?" asks Phoebe for clarification.

"Yeah, when did this happen?" Paige asks.

"Like, three days ago." Leo says.

"Prue, can we go upstairs soon?" Andy whispers.

"Yeah, honey. In a minute." Prue gives Andy a passionate kiss.

"'Cause we all had to see that." Piper notes.

"Hey, at least I get some." Prue remarks.

"Who said I don't?" Piper retorts, and everybody's jaw drops.

"Wait, did I hear right? Piper Halliwell, the most stubborn Halliwell I might add, actually, willingly, had sex with Leonardo Wyatt, sitting across from me?" asks Phoebe, thunderstruck, obviously.

"Yes, Phoebe, you heard right, but I don't think we should discuss this, while we're having dinner." Piper dismisses it.

"So, how was it?" asks Phoebe, ignoring her older sister completely.

"Phoebe!" Piper warns.

"So, how was it?" repeats Phoebe.

"You know, Leo's right there?" Piper gestures to Leo.

"You're right. So, Leo, how was it?" asks Phoebe.

"Don't answer that." Piper stops Leo, who was actually about to responds.

"Ugh! Fine!" Phoebe sits back in her chair.

"Aunt Danielle!" a voice says from the doorway.

"Greg!" Danielle and Leo shout at the same time.

"It's great to see you man!" Leo stands up and gives him a hug, as does Danielle.

"Leo will show you to your room." Danielle tells him.

"No, actually, Piper wants to." Leo speaks up.

"Why?" Everyone else asks.

"It's a chance to get off my feet, so I don't feel so much like a pregnant lump of nothing." Piper replies, getting out of the chair, with help from her husband.

"But you…" Paige is interrupted.

"Yeah, I know, but it's just the presence of the belly, makes feel so fat." Piper explains. "Come on, Greg." Walking ahead of Greg, out of the dining room. "So, Greg, how old are you?"

"I just turned 16." Greg informs.

"Really? I just turned 18." Piper tells him.

"Wow! And you're already that pregnant?" Greg asks. "You and my cousin must keep busy."

Piper laughs. "No, no, I'm not pregnant. This is just a bet I made with Leo and tomorrow is the last day, so." Piper explains.


"Okay, so, this is your room. My old room. Um, I'm going back to dinner, are you gonna stay here, or…?" Piper asks.

"I think I'm gonna stay here and get familiar with the place." Greg tells her.

"Okay, well, bye." Piper leaves the room, and heads down the hall and stops at the top of the stairs. She takes off her shoes, and then slides down the banister.

Back in the dining room, it's very quiet, until they hear Piper scream, "Damn it!! Son of a bitch!!"

"Piper?! What's wrong?!" Leo asks.

"Who the hell left their damn hooker shoe in the middle of the damn floor?!?!" Piper screams with a lot of rage in her voice.

"Did you fall, honey?!" Prue asks.

"What the hell do you think?!?!" Piper screams, even angrier than before. She calms down a bit. "I can't get up."

"I'll come and get you!" Leo calls and gets out of his chair and goes out of the room.

Moments later, Leo returns, with a red-faced, Piper in his arms. He lets her down and she slowly holds up a red six inch, pump and lets it fall an the table.

"Any takers?" Piper asks, calmly.

Paige reaches for the shoe and Piper slaps her hand away, then Phoebe quickly snatches the shoe back.

"It's not mine, I swear. My friends Janice and Cole were over here the other night and they slept over-" Phoebe is cut off.

"Wait, Cole Turner slept over… here?" Prue questions.

"Don't worry, not much happened. So, anyway, Janice left and she forgot it." Explains Phoebe.

"Well, next time she leaves it here throw it to her and make sure it hits her in the head." Piper request.

"Will do." Says Phoebe, as Piper yawns and hits Phoebe in the back of the head. "Ow! What was that for?!"

"For having a friend named Janice." Piper tells her, and then walks out of the dining room, holding hands with Leo.

Once they're back upstairs, Piper immediately takes off her fake pregnant belly, and gets on the bed, beside Leo, who then climbs on top of her.

"Sexy, can I?" Leo asks.

"Can you what?" Piper smirks.

"Can I have my way with you and…" Leo whispers the rest in her ear.

"So, how's it gonna be this time?" Piper questions.

"How do you want it?"

"Hard… and rough." Piper breathes, as Leo's hands roams through the inside of her dress.

"That's new." Leo comments.

"I never was very predictable." Piper replies.

The next morning…

"Okay, my beautiful, naked, wife. You have won the bet. Are you gonna bring the bed in?" Leo asks.

"Of course. And I'm gonna put it right beside this bed." Piper tells him.


"Because think of all that room, you and me, naked, playing games between the sheets. Think of all the erotic things that could happen between us." Piper explains, pulling Leo top of her.

"I like the sound of that."

"I thought you might." Piper giggles and kisses Leo, ardently.

Leo slides his hands down Piper's sides, and Piper lets out a moan of pleasure, as he enters her, and he immediately starts to move fast and hard.

"Oh, Leo!" Piper cries out. "God, Leo, yes! Oh, yes!"

Leo smiles to himself, and goes deeper inside her, pumping faster each time.

"Oh, Leo, you feel so good! Oh, don't stop!"

"Goodness, Piper!"


After moments, Leo rolls off of Piper, hot and sweaty.



Leo turns on his side and looks at Piper. "I love you… more than you could ever imagine."

"I feel the exact same way."