Author's Note: On the bus on my way home today I was listening to Gregory and the Hawk's 'Coco' and daydreaming about a certain blonde Slytherin. I'm debating singing this and posting it on YouTube, but my lack of a camera holds me back.
A not-so-vague Disclaimer: I do not know Harry Potter or Gregory and the Hawk's back-catalogue… This was written purely for fun.

I was sitting in potions
Monday morning, when i saw you coming over
and i thought
'oh fucking no'
cos me and Daphne G. had just smoked so much weed,
And I didn't want her say,
I talk about you every day
the weird thing is, in Hogsmeade
i had said to Daphne
"wouldn't it be funny if that real pretty pureblood boy
Called me out for acting coy,
Told me he'd been watching me,
Even in my dormitory?"

oh Draco, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind
oh Draco, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind
oh Draco, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind
oh Draco, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind
oh you're so fine you blow my mind
oh Draco, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind

But I stopped myself, sat up, joked about house-elves
'cos I didn't want you to know, that I had fantasies about you
and everything you did
the way you smirked
and everything you said
and what I wanted you to say
I wouldn't care if you were gay
(they said you were having a party
in the boys dormitory
and i thought I'd flip my lid right then and there.)

oh Draco, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind
oh Draco, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind

and then we played...
and then we... *laugh*
fuck! When did we play Quidditch?!
And then we played...

and then we played Quidditch.
And you taught me all kinds of tricks, butterbeer stilled our fear,
I stared at your forearms.
Walked around in a daze, I swear I loved you more than Blaise
more than dancing, holding hands, painting nails, cherry lip-gloss,
The Weird Sisters, Halloween, pouring alcohol in our potions.
Oh! Snape drank it!

Oh Draco you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind.
Oh Draco you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind.
Oh Draco you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind.
Oh Draco you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind.

Anyway, this song was just an excuse
to say Draco!
Over and over, and over.

And also to say thank you to
Millie and Daphne G.
Pansy and Goyle ....
Keep my crush on the down-low.