A/N: Hehe, Im updating!
"Ok. I can officially diagnose you with…Obsessive violent thoughts."
This is great.
I'm on holiday.
In the mental ward.
With Jazz and Em.
It's their fault…
"Renesmee Cullen? Your turn" a nurse called.
Except she said it "Renee Smee Cullen"
Gee, what fun. Even when I'm not with the imbeciles I like to call my family, I'm with imbeciles I don't call family…
So yeah, then I got up and trundled over to the nurse cause I decided to hop in a lil toy car on my way over there, and she took me to the
DUN DUN DUNNNNN!
I even learnt my alphabet!
Aren't I such a good little girl?
The Therapist called me and asked me what the first letter of the alphabet was.
Therapist: What's the first letter of the alphabet?
Therapist: Do you WANT to be locked up in the mental ward?
Therapist: How ya gonna get yourself outta there?
Nessie: IN MA LITTLE VROOM VROOM CAR!
End of flashback
That didn't go too well…
Ooh, this is a different therapist…
Hey, isn't this the one Dad and Co had when they had to go to therapy?
Hehe, fun time!
A/N: Sorry it's so short, my muse ran off, AND took the cookies with it…Damn. But I promise I'll give you an extra long chapter next time to make up for it, yeah? But, you gotta review, come on, I need ideas people.
LOST! MUSE, GOES BY THE NAME OF BUCKET, PLEASE FIND. LIKES COOKIES AND FUNNY STORIES. IS BLUE. PLEASE RETURN TO -FairyFreak12-. THANKS!