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"Dean, you doin' okay?" Sam asked his brother.
"Where m'I," Dean slurred looking around.
"Hospital. The doctor was worried that I hadn't made it in time, but you pulled through."
"What got me? I feel like I've been gutted."
"Um, you don't remember. We were hunting the werewolf a you started having stomach pains...."
"You brought me in for a tummy ache? What are you, a new mom or something?"
"Do you remember not being able to move because of the pain? Of course not, because you were hallucinating from the fever. It was appendicitis. If I'd waited it could have ruptured and gotten the infection in your bloodstream and killed you."
"Oh. When can we go?"
"When the doctor releases you. Don't give me that look, you just had surgery. We're waiting. If you behave I'll go get you some pie later-if you don't, I'll just have to restrain you."
"I'd like to see you try."
"I brought handcuffs."