Man, it's been a while since I've written another story. I've busy with school and other things. Well, here's another random story because I am in a random mood! Hope you think it's....decent. Yeah, I'm not the best writer.


Grubbs was going through Dervish's bedroom, looking for some extra batteries for the remote to the television downstairs. Dervish heard Grubbs' scream and sprinted to the room.

"What?! What is it?! Is there a demon?!"

"No! It's worse!"

"...What's worse than a demon?" Dervish asked as he aproached Grubbs, who was on his knees.

"I can't find any friggin' batteries, that's what! You're a rich guy who doesn't have at least ONE frickin battery in his house!"

"...That's what you're screaming about? You can't find any batteries?"

"That's exactly it!"

Dervish gave a worried expression.

"That's horrible, Grubbs! We're gonna die!" Dervish exclaimed sarcastically.

"I know!"

"What are we gonna do?!"

"I know; We're gonna run outside and grab your boat. Then, we're going to take your boat and sale to a place that sells batteries. Then, we'll purchase the best batteries in the world, steal the cashiers money, and go on a six month vacation to Jamacia!"

Dervish looks at Grubbs with a blank look. And sighs.

"Grubbs, I'm sure you can live without the television for a few minutes. Why don't you just go to the store that's only ten minutes away. And plus, I don't have a boat."

Grubbs looked heartbroken.

"You don't have a boat either?! What the hell is wrong with you,'t-have-a-boat?"

"Grubbs, you are.....the strangest person I've ever met. Go bother someone else."

"......We should go get some batteries then."

"Ok, then."

The two went to the store that was only ten minutes away, and when they got there, there was a demon attack and everyone was getting killed. The demon took the only package of batteries and Grubbs tackled it and the demon stuck its hand right throught Grubbs' stomach. Grubbs, Dervish, and the battery-loving-demon died that day, along with other poor, innocent, defensless people.

The Very Random And Strange Boring End

I know, that was a boring and dull ending. Deal with it! Please review and tell me what you think please. It'll eat your eyes if you don't!

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