Hey everybody!

Sorry I have been absent for so long but I have been very busy as of late!

I know i haven't updated this in forever and the last two movies have been released but better late than never right?

So here it is!

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Chapter 14

Kiss this, bitch!

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Leo felt so supreme.

This was it, approach super hot blonde, woo her pizza, and hopefully go from there. Clutching the warm box tightly, he saw Alice walking back with that hip wiggle she did that made him go crazy, so with a deep breath, he made his move.

"Alicia, mi amor, can I interest you in an 18-inch zookeeper's special? Extra-large, triple cheese, with every known animal as a topping. Basically, I've got like 18 inches of meat. Unless you're vegetarian. All right. It's cool. I am, too."

Alive held up her hand in annoyance. "Is Tatyana around?"

Leo rose his eyebrows in interest. "Tai? I think so...why?"

Alice gave him a sultry look. "I just want to talk to her. Is that a problem?"

Leo laughed nervously, many dirty thoughts running through his mind. "Not at all!"

"Also I want to see Sam."

Ouch.

"Sure. Let's go check."

When they got to the hallway where the dorm room was, they saw Sam outside of the door, trying to bash th door in with his shoulder. "Come on, Tai! Open the door! This is ridulous! I'm allowed in my own dorm room!"

"What's going on?" LEo asked, still clutching the pizza box.

"Tai's locked herself in the dorm, she might've pushed a dresser against it! Tai, open the door!" With a deep breath and a hard shove, he managed to get inside and what he saw made his jaw fall open. Painted all over the walls, the posters, the computers, the TV, even all over her exposed skin, were these odd symbols. Sam had seen them once before but not like this.

Tai looked up, her eyes frantic. Sam noticed one was flashing rapidly.

"Hey! You ever have a song stuck in your head? It's like the worst song ever, but you can't help to whistle it or sing it 'cause it, like, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself? Kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar.." She flung the calenders all over the floor as she didn't take her eyes off of the trio in the doorway.

"Dude..." Leo gasped out loud. "What the eff?"

Tai brushed her bangs out of her face. " I know you're freaking out. Don't freak out. Don't freak out. Easy fix. Puzzle code in my head. Now it's on the walls. Everything is good. This is the part that-"

She knocked over a desk of papers and books. "Shh! Shh! Shh!"

Alice stared at her in fasination and confusion. This was a daughter of a Prime?

"Okay, what were you saying?"

A few moments of awkward silence went by before Leo finally spoke up. "That is weird. Alice, I am so sorry you had to see this. Let's go."

Tai shook her head as she snapped out of it, the symbols clearing from her vision. Her com went off, indicating 'Cade was trying to reach her. "I need air." She than bolted from the room.

Alice smirked as she saw her oppurtunity to get to Sam Witwicky, turning to Leo, she shoved him out of the room. "Get out!"

Leo whined slightly. "Wait, wait, wait! Can- can I just sit and watch? I'll- I'll eat my pizza quietly."

Sam backed away from the intimidating looking girl who had an lustful look in her eyes. Alice smirked.

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Tai ran outside, her hands shaking slightly as she tried to find her guradian. Where was he? "Stay calm, Tai." She smacked herself in her face. "Get it together."

She looked up when she heard a engine. Instead of Barricade, it was a yellow taxi cab. And Mikeala!
She sighed in relief when she saw her friend and she raced over to her. The dark haired girl looked up when she heard footsteps and smiled when she saw the white haired techno.

"Tai!" She said, placing her stuff down so she could greet her friend properly. Tai didn't reply, she just hugged her friend tightly, fighting to hold back all the emotional turmoil as Mikeala hugged her back. "It's okay, Tai-dye. You can get through this!"

"I'm just glad you're here." She said in a strained voice, clearing her throat.

"Where's Sam?" She asked, looking around for her boyfriend.

Tai suddenly remembered. She left him alone with Alice..

Shit. "Mikeala...Sam may be in a bit of a pickle...to put it lightly."

"How?" The dark haired girl asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Just trust me, let's go!" The two girls raced to the dorm room, Leo sitting on the floor, eating his pizza in sadness.

"Is Sam still in there?" Tai asked.

Leo nodded, now eating the pizza violently.

Mikeala grinned slightly. "Time to surprise him."

"No...Mikeala wait.." She had the door opened before Tai could finish her statement and both girls went wide eyed at what they saw. There was Sam with the blonde chick on top of him, their lips interlocked.

"Oh shit." Tai gasped out, loud enough to get their attention. Sam started and looked atdoorway terrified and shocked.

"Mikeala!?" He gasped out.

Alice gave both girls a snarky look. "Is that your girlfirend?"

Tai wanted to rip that girls face off, especially at the look of heartbreak on her friend's face. She knew Sam had changed but this...this was an all time low.

"Ex." Mikeala sounded livid and hurt, which was never a good combo and she walked away, heels clicking down the hallway.

"Mikeala! Wait!" Sam shoved Alice off and was about to run after her, when Tai suddenly shoved him out of the way. Alice's face turned feral, and a long slimy metal tongue shot out of her mouth and wrapped itself around Tai's neck, cutting off her air. She held onto it with her hands, gasping for air when she felt herself being thrown into the wall and than the TV, the glass shattering and cutting into her back.

"Get...the...fuck...off...of ME!" She grunted out loudly, her arm transforming into the energon blade and slicing through the tongue where it was wrapped around her neck. Alice shrieked in pain as blue energon leaked from the wound. Sam quickly helped Tai up as they both backed away from the feral...whatever the hell she was.

The door opened to reveal Mikeala and Leo standing there.

"Hey Sam., your bed buddy Alice- Whoa! Whoa whoa whoa!" His eyes went wide in terror when he saw what Alice really was. Alice growled a feral growl as she snarled at the two teens at the door.

"Run!" Tai gasped out.

The four teens ran as fast as they could through the hallways, various students screaming at Tai's appearence, having forgot to reactivate her holograms.

The library came into view as they continued running.

"Come on! Come on!" Sam exclaimed.

"She's coming!" Mikeala shrieked.

"Is this real?" Leo gasped out.

"Will you all just move!?" Tai snarled as they bolted up the stairs before quietly-ish sneaking in, and taking cover behind a large table.

Tai's neck was throbbing. "Great, Ratchet's gonna be pissed." She muttered, clearing her throat.

Leo was freaking out. "Oh my god, oh my god, I can't believe I almsot had sex with her in my dreams."

Mikeala rounded on Sam, her blue eyes blazing. Enough to even make Ironhide cringe away in fear. "I can tell you really missed me alot there, Sam." She snarled.

"Okay, it's not my fault!" Sam exclaimed, leaning around Tai so he could talk to her.

"Oh, it's not your fault?" Mikeala asked in a mocking tone.

"Okay, listen..I am a victim, I'm a victim!" Sam said in a hurried tone. Tai facepalmed, was this really the best time for this lovers spat?!

"Oh you're a victim!?" Mikeala snapped. "A victim?! Of what?! Of what?! A little eighty pound girl?!"

Sam sputtered. "No! Of molestation, it was like getting humped in the neck by a mountain ox!"

Tai than chose to speak. "Well, you didn't have to shove your tongue down her throat." When Sam glared at her, she shrugged. "Well you did."

"Didn't!"

"You did!" Mikeala snarled, her nostrils flaring.

"No, have you ever had your stomach tongued by a mountain ox witha five foot tongue? It's not fun for me okay, Mikeala! And it smelled like...like diesel...it had a diesely tinge to it." Sam whined, his face contorting in disgust.

"You're such a little girl." Mikeala grumbled.

Sam was about to reply but Tai quickly stopped him. "Don't give her the Witwicky ten seconds of silence! It never works! Especially if you don't shut up!"

"Well, I hope you had a lot of fun, because this...this is over!" Mikeala snapped.

Leo than decided to finally speak, having gotten over what he just witnessed.

"She violated your orifice with her nasty alien probe? She did it? She went in there? All her little embryo alien babies are gestating and hatching inside of you."

Sam started turning a pale green as his stomach grumbled, he gestured for Leo to shut up but of course...

"They're growing right now, probably! You need to vomit it right now. Yak it! Yak it right now!"

That did it. Sam threw up all over the floor, narrowing missing Tai's shoes. "You vomit on my shoes again, I will sue your ass for a new pair!"

"Sorry." Sam gagged out.

Mikeala glanced at Leo in distaste. "Who are you?!"

"Leonardo Ponce De Leon Spitz. Okay? I'm the key to this. The aliens, they want me 'cause of my site."

"No, no...Leo, that alien wants to get into Sam's pants and wants to kill me. One of those things has aleady happened today, and I sure as hell am not letting the second one happen." She transformed her arm into her small cannon.

The door blew off in a huge fireball, the pretender stalking through, growling in cybertronian. "Whoa, guys, there it is!" Leo yelled out.

"Run!" Tai yelled out, taking aim and firing, hitting it in the stomach. It staggered back but than lunged at the technorganic, landing a punch to her middle. Tai went flying, crashing through the door and rolling on the concrete. She coughed as she struggled to her feet.

"Tai, you okay!?" Sam yelled, attempting to rush over.

"Run! Get away!" She exclaimed, running toward them, Alice stalking them from the cloud of smoke.

"Grab that box!" Mikeala yelled, pointing to the steel box. Sam grabbed it as they all reached a silver car, Tai keeping guard while Mikeala tried in vain to hot wire a car and keep her hands steady.

"Mikeala...she's coming over here!"

"Not helping!"

"You know how to hot wire a car?!" Leo asked in amazement. "So hot..." He sighed dreamily, Sam turned to glare at him. Alice approached the car, her skin morphing into whatever the hell she really was and lunged at the car, her long metal tongue piercing the window.

"Drive!" Tai yelled out as the car backed up. Alice clung to the hood, punching the window with all her might as the dark haired girl drove down the road. Tai had had enough of this bitch.

"Hold the car steady!" She yelled out as she climbed up through the window, activating the magnets through her shoes. Alice hissed as she faced the shaggy haired technorganic, her cracked her neck and smirked dangerously, her mask sliding over the lower half of her face.

"Come to Mama, bitch."

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