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This is a simply a comedy and thus should not be taken seriously and observed under a microscope.
Link 1: The Normal Day of Minato Arisato
It was another peaceful day, well peaceful in student council standards. Mitsuru is busy threatening to execute the slackers who didn't help with the whole cigarette thing. Hidetoshi is being asks opinions on a rule for making the school uniforms more awesome than they already are. Chihiro is busy organizing money in the corner of the class room and finally there is Minato Arisato. Listening to his music and forcing a smile so he won't go bloody insane from his life. Lets just say…it's a god damn mess…Well I guess it would be better if we sneak a peak into Minato Arisato's mind as we learn about what he thinks of his typical day.
Minato: Another morning, Time to do the usual, drink my daily morning dose of Pheromone Coffee, and off to the train.
Minato heads towards the train station and arrives at school
Minato: The school day was nothing special, I wish I could sleep during class but that damn dose of Pheromone Coffee kept me awake, dammit I should quit the stuff. This brings me to another point…
After school, Minato looks around to see if anyone is around then cautiously descends towards the swimming gym trying to avoid the attention of girls.
Minato: I DON'T KNOW THE DAMN COFFEE ACTUAL WORKED!! You see…when your school demands you wear speedo's for swim team…things get bad.
Minato looks around and decide to do a few laps on the swimming pool. He was sure no one is going see him practice. Ever since a rather…odd incident, he usually has to practice with only guys around and even then Minato is slightly paranoid that the charm he gained from the coffee might make the guys gay for him. Yet for some odd reason his close friends (social link friends) aren't that affected…well at least that's what Minato thinks.
Minato: After being paranoid for my…personal space…I headed back to the dorm.
Minato heads back to the dorms, to find everyone else waiting. Minato decides since everyone isn't sick and their in great condition, he decides that today would be a good day to scroll through Tartarus…that being said…the whole dark hour thing in itself has got issues…
Minato decides to bring along Aigis, Ken Amada, and Koromaru. They look around the strange deranged tower. Wondering how a unique hour produces such a screwed up environment.
Minato enters a battle with some random deformed shadow. Minato takes out his evoker and does the usual process of blasting himself in the head.
A half naked blonde man appears above Minato.
Minato: Sexy Dance!
The half naked blonde man then turned all the shadows against each other, clawing each other apart.
Minato: Battle done…
Minato could then hear the snickering from Fuuka and the rest of the party members of the floor.
Yukari: *snickering*He does realize that his mental reflection is that of a half naked and possibly ambiguously gay man.
Junpei: *snickering*Well he does hang out with Bebe…
Mitsuru and Fuuka: That's a horrible joke…
Awkward silence for a few seconds…
Fuuka: …but sadly true.*snickering quietly with Mitsuru*
Minato kept on twitching with increasing frustration with Aigis, Ken, and Koromaru confused as to why Minato is so mad.
Minato: My team mates are a group…of…JERKS!
Later after the whole exploration crap, Minato went to the velvet room. Minato right away offered up Narcissus for fusion. Igor and Elizabeth raise an eye brow
Elizabeth: I thought you were satisfied with the result of this one.
Minato: Well…I change my mind on this one…
Minato eventually does about half a dozen fusions to make Persona's that his team mates won't poke fun at him for.
Minato: Welp I'll be leaving
As Minato leaves Elizabeth and Igor both snicker
Elizabeth: What a peer pressure victim…
After everyone returned to the dorm, Junpei looked at Minato for a second. Minato being a bad mood glared back.
Junpei: What happened to your gay half naked persona?
Minato then proceeded to beat the crap out of Junpei
Minato: *Narrating*: My team is a group of assholes…
Also if you don't get why I put the last part in is mainly cause I just want to make fun of the fact that while your team mates acknowledge you have multiple persona's, they never question a thing about the persona's you lose or gain.