Link 2: The Normal Day of Souji Seta (The Non Battle Version)
The silver haired youth wakes up another day in Inaba. Souji Seta smiles, knowing today will be another great day. He went down stairs to have his adorable cousin Nanako waiting for him with breakfast.
Souji: (Narrating): Welp my day starts off like this…Nanako and I eat breakfast, I drop Nanako off at school and I myself spend a day in school learn stuff…but then…the rest of the day gets weird…
After school, Souji decided to hang out with Rise Kujikawa. Rise decides today is a great day to shop, so she drags Souji to some random location to go clothes shopping.
Rise: Souji-Senpai, how does this look on me?
Souji looks from the magazine he is reading to see Rise wearing a goth Lolita outfit. Souji turned red and nearly head a nose bleed.
Souji: (Narrating): HOLY SHIT!! THIS IS INCREDIBLE!! I'M SO GOING TO GET MURDERED FOR THESE THOUGHTS!!!
Souji: (actually talking to Rise): It looks great…why the outfit though?
Rise: Oh Youske-Senpai said you liked these kinds of outfits.
Souji twitched at Rise's words. Yeah…what's the dark secret under Souji's futon that Youske found out about when he went over to his place? Perhaps the weirdest manga and anime collection to date exposing Souji's fetishes.
Souji: (Narrating): YOUSKE!!! F**** YOU!!! F*** YOU FOR NOT KEEPING YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!! WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK THOSE SERIES ARE HIDDEN UNDER THE FUTON?!?!?! ARE SECERTS BETWEEN BEST FRIENDS NO LONGER SACRED?!?!?!?!?!?!
Souji: (In reality, actually pretty calm compared to the angry out of control thoughts in his mind.): Well…yeah… (Whispering) …among other things.
Rise: Ok…oh and by the way…
Souji: YOU DIDN'T TELL EVERYBODY DID YOU?!
Everyone in the store stared at the two.
Rise: I was just asking if you would like to eat right now…
After being paranoid that his weird obsession with anime outfits has been exposed, Souji went home after calming himself down. There he found his Uncle Dojima and Nanako together. Souji guessed that since they are enjoying the TV program, he decided not to bother the two. He looks in the refrigerator and something catches his eye.
Souji: (Narrating): This exact stupidity is the exact reason why I was stupid enough to ATTEMPT to ingest Mystery Food X…
Souji takes the rather unidentifiable food and ate it…there was a sudden silence.
Nanako: Big bro, are you ok?
Souji: I'm just fine…
Souji starts acting like a complete drunk and started crawling up the stairs to his room and feeling like he is seeing multiple colors as he goes to bed.
That night he had a extremely screwed up dream that Souji and Naoto got married and the daughter…was some kind of abomination that can only be described as a gender bent Kanji….Souji never saw the two the same way again after this dream…