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Star Warts

The End

As Darth Finis stretched his arm out over the seven galaxies, Omega Skywalker ducked underneath and plunged his lightsaber into the Universe Destroyer, shorting out the terrible weapon and killing Darth Finis and his Sith Apprentice, Darth Epilogue. Unfortunately, this signaled the backup superweapon to explode, destroying the Universe and finally ending the Star Wars Saga.

A/N: because if the Star Wars writers keep upping the ante, they will eventually run out of ante to up.