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The Trouble with Asteroid Fields...

Han Solo turned the Millennium Falcon into the asteroid field, hoping to leave the less maneuverable Star Destroyers behind. He rounded the next asteroid and stared. The place was just about empty - the only asteroid he could see was a little blip nearly 100 km away. "What the kriff!" yelled Han. The Millennium Falcon shuddered as the imperial tractor beam hit.

Leia opened her mouth to speak, but Threepio beat her to it.

"Everyone knows that asteroid belts are far too sparse to hide in," said Threepio. "Evidence to the contrary comes only from the movies. We're doomed!"

"I didn't ask your opinion, Goldenrod," said Han as the tractor beam reeled them in.