Sirius Black's will

1959-1996

A/N This is in honor of Sirius, SNUFFLES, Padfoot, late? I know, I was just rereading the series for the 9th time. WRITTEN AT AGE 18

Everything I own goes to James Potter

Unless he's dead

Then it goes to his child

Which I know will be a boy

His mother shall be Lily! – Thanks Pads! (Prongs)

My vegetables go to Peter Pettigrew

James and me never had a use for them

My chocolate goes to Remus

Since he loves it so

I want my body to be stuffed in a sleeping position

And be placed on James' bed to never be removed

James will get the idea - Which I do! (Prongs)

Regulus gets nothing

Since he deserves nothing

Snape gets my shampoo

Since he really needs it

Kreacher gets to go die in a hole!

And once again

The rest of my stuff goes to James