Family Kitsune


Super Naruto




Author's Notes
(For Links to Megs new looks do an Author Search for Maelstrom 18. I have a long list of miscellaneous additions to the harems or just women for oneshots.


Story Start


She wasn't sure how long she was driving around, but she knew she needed a break. She wasn't tired of having to always try to keep the situation level and control. She just wanted to live a normal life without having to deal with plagues being inflicted on her family or Death itself showing up on her footstep because of her husband actions? Was that too much to ask? She found herself coming to a stop in front of an Ice cream shop. Perhaps she could drown her emotions away with a tasty treat. It was better then just getting drunk. She walked into the dairy establishment and heard a familiar voice said, ''...And that's why his father hasn't spoken to him since.''

A second voice was quite familiar but the action at which that voice them was so unrecognizable, like a phantom action; Laughter. It was then she spotted them.


Naruto and Meg looked up from their sundae. ''Mom/Mrs. Griffin?''

''I'm guess I'm not the only one out for a tasty treat,'' She said, attempting to make a joke, but too wrought with beaten down emotions.


''Was it really that bad?'' Lois answered hesitantly, despite knowing the answers herself.

''How would you feel if you were treated like an unwanted outcast Butt monkey. And don't deny because that's the Trope I fit...or was it an Idolom?'' Meg asked as she turned her attention to Naruto who shrugged.

''The hell if I know. I just know what Kuiinshi told me or what I read. I've never looked up for the definition of either in detail.''

''Besides mom, you haven't exactly been a model parent to me lately either.''

''I know and I've regret it immensely. I don't know why, but...''

''If you don't know why then how can you guarantee things will be better? Come on mom that man hardly respects all the sacrifice and work you do. No amount of talking is going to make him into a better person. He's incapable of realizing just how his actions are hurting people and it's not just you. The neighbors, the town, hell even people who don't even know him and are unaware of his situation is letting him get away with stuff that would have any sentenced to prison for years.''

Lois wanted to retort, to say anything but a mixture of emotional exhaustion and truth prevented her from doing so.

It was then Naruto began to speak up. ''Mrs. Griffin, in light of reaction actions it's obvious you both your children and your husband,'' Lord knows why. ''But don't you ever think enough is enough? People seemed to think some half-assed late apologies can fix something. That one person's hypocritical rantings to another should be applauded because their open about doing the same things. This isn't isn't just some big joke or somebody's giant amusement park. People's lives are changed and emotions are hurt. You may not know this, but a lot of the damage your husband has cost or the people you hurt...don't you find it odd that he isn't in jail or something?''

Lois and even Meg wore looks of confusion. With all the craziness they experienced, with meeting Death and all they never really put too much thought into it. While every once in the while their were trails or other incidents when law enforcement were involved they were never permanent.

''When I decided to argue on Meg's behalf on the trial I of course did some heavy digging into the background of both family lines. If seems your father has paid off quite a few people.''

''My father? You must be mistaken there's no way...''

Naruto interrupted her by holding up a picture of Carter Pewterscmhidt with a briefcase. ''Aah but he would...a man like that who cares about money and prestige wouldn't want it to be known that his daughter's husband is a man child. Further research into some of these crazy schemes like the Surgery incident and injuries and all the driven have proved to show that your husband's antics have led to a decline in mental health. As I've heard he wasn't always what we in certain parts call a Jerk ass.''

''Just who in the hell are you? Why are you so interested in my family?''

''This was just a recent interest. I didn't know of your family until that incident at the mall. I can relate to your daughter, the verbal and physical abuse...being scorned and hated, to be told you're unwanted. What gets me is the people who stay and put up with the verbal and physical abuse. I was a blissful fool who was told the truth and now as a result became a phantom chasing an absolute answer. I know this conquest, this ultimate truth is Evil as all forms of absolution are tainted. But sometimes there are no other paths and all we can do is leave ourselves up to fate and hope this chess board were all part of doesn't crumble.

That our ultimate opponent, Fate, will make a wrong move and leave it's King exposed. People, not just humans but all forms of life could live a better life if they were willingly to stand up and just put an end to their abusers. They back their lives by the ones who hold the whips and cast off their safety blankets, their veils of ignorance and their arrogant beliefs of being better through a set of values and execute the controllers of the design. Both higher powers of good and evil in controlled consumed by darkness or blinding by light thinking from their position in power that only their views are right. Exterminate them and take care of the problem once and for all.

To answer your question I was an innocent whose family was murdered based on a possibility I would be a threat to the murderer's way of life. Not a guarantee, not even a very good chance of it happening, but just a possibility resulted in one of the most vivid memories of my youth stained with blood. It's because of this I learned that all life will never truly be equal. Some lives are just more precious then others. If you asked me to slaughter then rapists in cold blood to let a doctor live I would. If you ask me to allow a retarded sick child to die six months sooner to save the life of a husband who cheated on his wife, but had the possibility of creating a cure for cancer I would.

We may not like decisions we are presented with, but it is still our decisions to make. From my speech you've gathered I'm much older then I said I am. Though in spirit I am still a teenager at heart. You can tell people, try to warn them, but they just might happen to forget. I'm not here to threaten or harm anyone. I'm just enjoying the sites of this world Mrs. Griffin, though the question remain will you truly lie your life or will you waste it?'' Naruto stood up and made his way over to Lois who was rooted in her spot by an unknown emotion.

''Do you fear me? Possibly? Do I confuse you? Most likely? Do you trust me? Not likely? But I can see inside to the real you. If you would have met me ten or twenty worlds ago I would not be standing before you the guy I am. In many names and inspirations I am a God, Demon, and Angel rolled into one. Many curse and praise my name while more will only hear of it, but will know of my presence.'' His finger trailed along her cheek.

''When was the last time your husband called you beautiful?'' He placed a soft kiss on her cheek. ''The last time he treated you like a woman? And I don't mean sex, but a goddess to be treasured? The last time he appreciated your cooking? The last time he spent any of the time the kids. They seemed to be only his kids in genetics anyway.'' He chuckled and continued listing things. ''The last time he kept a promise with you without having to go through some end of the day lesson bullshit? He seems to cause destruction to the people around him. I've heard things about the people here. One of his best friends a filthy sexual predator and the other a once proud cop who is loosing his edge.

Your husband seems to favor getting drunk instead of spending time with you. How he doesn't appreciate you. How could you not grow tired how he disses your family members when you've treated his with nothing more then kindness. How do you put up with his twisted fantasies and sick and half-assed delusions. Meg has told me about the bizarre world view he filled your children's head with. Without you he would be a miserable, penniless, and rotting slob.

Is it not bad enough that his behavior has made people stop sending their children over to you for lessons as a Piano teacher killing one of your passions, but his stunts forced you to swallow your pride and borrow money from your parents or other rich family members time after time. You deserve a man who loves you and will care for your children and can actually spare time with your children.''

''Wow...that was a hell of a speech!'' Some random man commented.

''Oh shut up Kiba! Instead of just sitting here you all could have gone home or something.''

''About damn time,'' Some woman called out as all the people ended their henges to reveal themselves as various shinobi from Konoha.

''That was good work on the Sundae Shino. You get a raise.''

''What! Hey that's not fair! I'm still not getting paid!'' Kiba cried out.

''But I noticed the whip cream used came from my emergency reserve. That comes out of Kiba's pay check.''

''Oh come on!''

Naruto took a card out of his pocket and handed it to Lois who found herself able to move again. ''Feel free to visit your daughter or call anytime. That card contains all my contact information. You're probably confused and concerned who and what I am, but now isn't the time. Just know that your daughter is safe and I won't hurt her. I want you to think long and hard if you really want your children to continued to be raised in the environment they are in. Eventually your husband is going to do something that your father can't make go away with his money and you have to ask yourself...will you really be able to forgive yourself if one of his crazy schemes were to get one of your friends or heaven forbid one of your children killed?'' Naruto walked out the door and Meg began to follow.

''Mom...this is...all new and confusing too but...I won't live my life as a punching bag. I won't be a town's butt monkey over stupid and usual teenage cliches that result in me being abused in nearly every matter possible. I used to cut myself and sought out sexual ventures...the latter never happening because apparently my looks were so terrible people would kill their own little brothers then date me...but you knew that right? I mean you saw the guy set himself on fire as clear and day. Naruto is right...everything that is going on around us. It isn't's insane and I rather find happiness and be loved by one person then be mistreated by a group. I hope you open your eyes as I have. If not then...this is goodbye mom. You've never were really vicious like dad and you have hurt me but...I can't help but love you, your my mom you know. Except the truth and call when you're ready or throw away the card and continue living your life as you are now. I hope you really choose the former, but like me you have to make the choice. Take care.'' Meg said as she hugged her mother briefly and went after Naruto.

Never before now had Lois Griffin felt so alone and confused. She looked at the card in her shaking hand and tried to contemplate everything she just heard. Everything she just learned that shattered her perspective of the world, her family, and her marriage. Taking a deep breath she decided she would have to sleep it over before she made her decision. Getting into her car she began her drive home. She stopped in front of her home, coming to a screech stop and slamming the door opened as she cried out, ''OH MY GOD!"' The Griffin Family home was on fire.

Chapter End

Aah yes, and here we have some more 'Unleashed' level deepness and perspective. Some people like this serious crossover while others want more human. I haven't decided, but since this show doesn't have a strict continuity, episodes from earlier seasons may featured (as long as they don't mess with the events featured in this episode.) among things. I waged the options of trying to do a character break down and Lois having to be confronted with the faults of the evens around her family, Peter's behavior, and the insanity this showed as a long term thing or short term. But I realized that if I tried to do it long term it would be a series of 1,000 word chapters with time skips and felt drawn out.

Bonus points for anyone can guess how the fire started. It's obvious Peter is involved so no point in saying he's not. Also has anyone gone to my other profile and checked out the links (Pics yet. ) If so...tell me what you think. Genius right?

The after math of the effect of the speech on meg will be touched upon to a much smaller scale. Now with that I have an exciting and interesting poll.

Keep it Serious: Vote 0 By doing this Naruto will play the Straight (Sane) guy who points out the insane events, actions, and consequences around an episode's plots and will try to make people see the sensible side. He will also make sure that the unmentioned physical or otherwise causalities are helped and make sure people who do horrific things will be smacked with Karma. Some cut-Aways but in a serious nature, though usually might be flashbacks.

Balanced: Vote: By doing this Naruto won't be quite as serious as to try to interfere with everything, but will point out potential disasters. If his aid is spurred then he'll sit back and watch events unfold, while still keeping a level head and making sure there is still a measure of control and seriousness. Cut-Aways will pop up every one in awhile

Make it Funny: Vote 0 By doing this Naruto will lightening up and play a more observer role. He'll be more relax and try to enjoy the craziness of the situation, and let insanity unfold unto those that occur it's wrath. Cut-Aways are prominent.

Also a lot of people fill as if I'm letting Lois off easy. Don't worry this story will continue on and point out the faults and behavior of many characters and call them out on their behavior. I have similar plans for American Dad and Futurama, but I'm waiting until I finally get a computer which I still currently lack. Anyway I'm still taking into consideration your votes and I have been working on thoughts for a chapter 5, but I also been thinking about plans for my Teen Titans and Sailor Moon not to mention W.I.T.C.H. story as priorties first, but this will be one of the lesser updated stories to be updated first.

Anyway keep on voting and reviewing.

For anyone who has noticed my work is heavily been into my Unleashed series. Now we have people given their points of Naruto being too powerful, The Harem situation, and other stuff like that.

Now given the situation I haven't touched on a lot of themes and ideas and my stories are coming off like a lot of badly written Godlike Naruto and Harem stories following certain 'Plot Demands!' trope and pushing characters aside and such.

I just haven't had enough time to really bring everyone into the fold and probably develop their character yet. Because considering I'm not even a tenth done their is a lot of information yet to be written and I'm asking you all to be patient and actually read through and wait before you just dismiss what is basically the first chapter in the story.

Other characters will be developed. Naruto and other character's emotional and psycholigical issues and weaknesses will be introduced.

Breaks from reimagined Canon will be introduced.

More purposes of Naruto assuming identities will be introduced.

The flaws and purposes around 'fragmentation' and the Celestial bunshin will be introduced.

All I'm asking is to be given more time to flesh out the series. Also that for everyone who keeps asking I have the order of my series on my profile. So please stop sending me PMs asking me. I have noted so in several of the author notes in my stories.

If you all take time to read the author notes instead of skiming over them then most of you would realize that and wouldn't have to keep PM me and asking me.

Now for single chapter fics this will be a seperate chapter. For multi-I will just repost this in the latest chapter. If you're looking for detailed information and mechanics on certain themes and characters I will be making side stories and covering certain things instead of bogging down the story with a shit load of information. (Think Perfect Lionheart, but I enjoy his fics myself. Up until like chapter 40 where it's starting too take a little too long to get to the next plot point.)

Yes I will update old fics. Yes I will reimagine them and go back and add information and remake them so their better. If you hate that I remake the fics constantly then wait a couple of weeks or so. Quite frankly I don't see why people complain about me going back and fixing the format, correcting grammar, and adding details and descriptions.

Down below are just a sample of future side-fics that I plan on starting soon so you all have something to look forward too and help you better understand the series.

Companion pieces to my Unleashed Series that show the events through another character's perspective. Elaborates more on their background, motivations, and abilities.

Rise of the Devourer. (Alkino Side Story.)

In the Eyes of the Destroyer. (Silv Side Story.)

Tales of an Overlord. (Discusses the actual events and choices Naruto makes as an overlord during each of his journies as well as the allies he gains, the domains he gains control or and the information he gains.

Machinations of a Creator. (Side stories that details experimentation, mutations, how Naruto's Omnigan was created and other weaponry and such of the Unleashed Series in details.)

The Interludes series: Is not an official multistory after the Shinobi Chronicles but a Oneshot or short multistory in between each stories that elaborates a bit on Naruto and Kuiinshi's motivations and plans for each world.

Rise of a Tentai Warrior (Covers in explicit detail all of Naruto's training from hell and or other means he inquired power that is not explained in detail in the series.

Mind of a Tentai (The Emotional, Mental, Personal and Spiritual of both Naruto and Kuiinshi)

Mind of a Genesis Supporter (The Emotional, Mental, Personal and Spiritual of all the other characters.)

Life of a Tentai Wife (Stories that detail the struggles, thoughts, and life of the Harem gals from the Unleashed series.)

The Tentai Legacy (Pre-Series multi-chapter story or Prologue that covers the identity of the First borns, their back story, and Naruto's original identity. ) -Will cover definitions and have extensive dictionary of plot elements and character bios.