CRAIG MUST FIGHT
THIS STORY WAS INSPIRED BY CATFISH JONES AND SPCRAIGLOVER.
THIS STORY IS RATED 'M' FOR LATER CHAPTERS.
THIS STORY IS A SEQUEL TO "WITH APOLOGIES TO CRAIG TUCKER"
I don't own South Park. Matt Stone, Trey Parker, and Comedy Central own it.
Stan and Kyle were sitting in the shopping mall food court and watching Craig with his double cheeseburger, fries, and strawberry shake as he enjoyed himself. They felt bad about blowing his birthday money but they paid him back and now they watched him flaunt it.
"So Craig how's your life been?" asked Stan as he was just a bit irritated.
"Well it's gotten better Stan, it has definitely gotten better" responded the boy in dark blue.
Stan sat with his elbows on the table very bored.
Kyle was more enthusiastic and said "I think it's great the way you comforted Kenny during his final moments."
All three boys froze for a minute.
"I did what I could" said Craig as he choked up.
After 30 minutes when Craig was stuffed they were all ready to leave.
Stan decided he had to get a few things off his chest.
"Craig!" Stan said
"What is it?" Craig shot back.
"Look you're not my favorite person in South Park. It's true we don't invite you to do shit and we were selfish by wanting your money. However Craig you're a human being and you do deserve respect."
Stan walked off and Craig had a small smile upon his face.
However that smile was wiped off his face when he saw Cartman charging up to him.
"Craig you're nothing but a loser. You didn't lend us money to make Tijuana music and we had sombreros and everything. Now you sit at that fucking table and make Stan and Kyle watch you eat dinner."
Kyle jumped in "leave him alone fat ass."
"Kyle you're a pussy."
Kyle got mad and punched Cartman in the mouth. Although he now had a fat lip he was unfazed.
"You're a fucking bastard!" yelled Cartman
"Asshole" Craig remarked and Cartman walked off.
Kyle commented "he's just fucking jealous because Stan and I have ignored him for a week and now he sees us hanging out with you. He's nothing but a fat waste of sperm and the world would truly be better off if he fucking died."
THIS CONCLUDES THE INTRO TO CRAIG MUST FIGHT. THERE WILL BE KICK ASS CHAPTERS TO THIS STORY AND I DO MEAN KICK ASS CHAPTERS.