This is a request thread. Which means that I will write absolutely ANY pairing request. From IchiRuki to YammiUlqui. From Ikkaku/Mizuho to Barragan/Orihime. If you want to add a prompt or specific requests, please go right ahead. If you'd rather see friendship or family, let me know. If you don't want the drabble to be crack-y, you better request that it not be or it might just end up like this one XD. Scary thought, no? So make sure you specify if you want me to lay off the crack when I write it. And if I already wrote one, but you want to see another with that pairing, go right ahead and request again and I'll happily write as many as you want!
Keep in mind, I already have HichiHime, IchiHime, and GrimmNel drabble threads and I plan to make a RenRuki one soon. So those pairings won't end up in here. If you request it, I'll put it in one of those.
Oh! Also, I don't do incest. If you want a Yuzu/Ichigo drabble, for example, I'll gladly write a family drabble, but it won't be romantic in any shape or form.
So go crazy! Please give me lots of requests! This should be fun :D
Disclaimer: Bleach (c) Kubo Tite
Notes: Occurs right after the AiHime face-cupping scene. Majorly OOC.
"Oh my God! I can't believe I just did that! Did you guys see? Did you?!" Aizen squealed as soon as they thought they were out of Orihime's range of hearing.
"No, I did not see," Tousen said testily.
"…ANYways, Gin! Did you see that? I was so badass! She totally thought I was gonna kiss her. I think there was a blush too. Did you see a blush?"
Gin kept the smile frozen to his face. "Yeah, she totally wants you, Aizen." God, why do I have to deal with this idiot?
"Yesss." Aizen started thrusting his hips in a dance that made the atmosphere even more awkward. "I am the man. I am so the man. Eat it, Kurosaki. The girl is mine!"
"Please stop dancing."
"…Party pooper," Aizen pouted.
Tousen let out a long-suffering sigh. "Can we just get back to taking over the world now?"
"Oh! Yeah! Sure thing… Do you guys think the hougyoku would make a good engagement ring?"
"Aizen! World! Destroying!" Tousen yelled, nearly pulling his hair out.
"Okay, fine. We'll talk about it later."
Gin glanced over at Aizen as the entrance into Karakura Town began to tear open. "Aizen. You've got a stupid grin on your face."
"Huh? Oh! Thanks!" Aizen frowned in concentration. "Okay, cool villain face, cool villain face, cool villain face…"
"Hurry it up, Aizen!"
"Got it!" Aizen turned to Tousen. "How do I look? …Ha! Kidding! Because you can't see! Hahahaha!"
"You're a moron."
Aizen ignored him and turned back to Gin. "So?"
Gin tilted his head slightly and then reached over to adjust the curl. "You're good."
"Oh. Right. Sorry."
Meanwhile, Orihime stared in the direction of the voices in horror. Aizen always forgot how the castle of Hueco Mundo echoed.
"Kiss? Engaged?" She shook her head hard from the mental images and looked back towards where they'd left with a raised eyebrow. "Hmph, in your dreams, Aizen…although…that bitch curl is pretty tempting…"
Orihime whirled around to see Ichigo standing there with a horrified expression on his face.
"K-Kurosaki-kun! You're so fast! Um...just kidding? Eh heh heh heh..."
She frowned and folded her arms across her chest. "Hey, don't judge me! So I want to take a walk on the wild side while I'm still young, so shoot me!"
"Kurosaki. Close your mouth. You'll let bugs in."
I don't know, guys. I don't know XD. An entire day buried in homework, and this is what happens I guess.
And if you want to request another AiHime that's non-cracky, you go right ahead XD.